DumbMoneyMove Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever seen someone trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt in Minecraft? Well, that’s basically what joining this SMP is like! Our players make the most ridiculous money moves you’ll ever witness, from building entire castles out of gold blocks to trading their enchanted gear for a single carrot. But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable financial decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next legend known for trading a dragon egg for a stack of rotten flesh!

LottoLoserMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.

CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs

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Are you tired of your boring old life? Ready to make some serious cash and live like a Minecraft king? Then join our insane SMP where the real estate market is BOOMING! Sell everything you own and invest in virtual property that will make you rich in no time. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be a virtual real estate mogul? Join now and watch your bank account explode faster than a creeper in a minefield!

PixelPockets: Paying4Pixels

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience where you can literally throw your money away…but in a fun way! Our server is so addictive that players have been known to empty their entire bank accounts just to keep playing. Who needs real-life expenses when you can spend all your hard-earned cash on virtual blocks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive in-game currency known as “Diamond Dollars.” Legend has it that whoever collects enough Diamond Dollars will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done.

So why waste your money on boring things like groceries or rent when you can join our server and live like a virtual king? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history…or at least until the next server reset.

DebtCraft: Mom’s $10k Loan

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the Ender Dragon! Our server is a magical place where you can escape from the stress of loaning money to family members and worrying about mortgage payments.

Instead of taking out a $10,000 loan for your mom, why not spend that money on building a virtual castle for your girlfriend of 7 years? You can even save up for a diamond engagement ring by mining for resources in our server. Plus, you won’t have to worry about pesky HOA fees or insurance costs – the only thing you’ll need to insure is your diamond armor.

So leave your financial woes behind and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual adventures and build your dream home without any debt? It’s time to dig, build, and craft your way to happiness in our crazy, debt-free world.

KosherCraft SMP: The Honorary Jews

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

BlockyLoveDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing the ownership of virtual houses just like in real life! Join us and experience the thrill of splitting expenses with your fellow players based on how much they make in-game.

Imagine a world where you can purchase a pixelated mansion with your hard-earned diamonds and not have to worry about sharing the title with anyone else. But beware, rumors spread fast in our server, just like how your fiancée’s friend warned her about protecting assets in real life.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual territory before marriage, just like our player who wants to secure his Minecraft house before tying the knot. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar dilemma and seek advice from our virtual community on how to handle this sensitive situation without hurting anyone’s feelings.

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with outrageous decisions, insane stories, and pixelated drama!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

CraftyInvest Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. Legends say that house is still standing to this day, guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only accept the finest bones as tribute.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll come across next.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns every block of dirt into a dancing llama, and another that lets you ride a giant chicken into battle. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!

CraftyCreeperCo.

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Are you tired of wasting all your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can trade your diamonds for real-life cash! That’s right, we have a secret partnership with a diamond smuggling operation that will pay you top dollar for your precious gems. Say goodbye to financial regrets and hello to a wallet full of cash! Join our server now and start making bank in the most epic way possible.

GlitchCraft: London Exchange & Co.

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join our epic minecraft server and experience technical glitches like never before! our server is so lit that even banks, airlines, and the london stock exchange are reporting issues because they can’t handle the madness!

imagine trying to build a house only for it to disappear into thin air, or trying to mine diamonds but ending up with a bunch of dirt instead. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

we’ve got players from all over the world experiencing these insane glitches, from the US to Asia and beyond. it’s like a global party of mayhem and confusion!

so come join us and embrace the madness. who needs a functioning server when you can have this much fun?!

CharismaCraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see. We’re talking about rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn horse that will take you on a magical ride through the pixelated skies.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend among gamers. Who needs to be right when you can be the most charismatic player in the Minecraft universe? Let’s gooooooo!

G-chsh Minecraft server

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For some reason there is a DA Simple Voice Chat Plugin. g-chsh is a Green Chesh if anything, a specific entity of the Chesh class, very destructive, and meanwhile someone needs to build a dungeon under the fountain in the village. 3 random players per night – that’s online

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Janitor’s Not-So-Secret Hideout SMP: A Vanilla World of Roleplay and Whitelisted Shenanigans

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Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!
While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!
Discord Info:
Joining our Discord is required. You have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules to filter out any bad folks and goons. Joining the discord is also nice for community interaction, organizing lore and events, and accessing all info and people.
Our Plugins:
Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery And others!

FAQ

1. Do I need to have experience with roleplaying to join?

No, all levels of experience are welcome! We encourage everyone to try their hand at roleplaying and worldbuilding.

2. How do I join events and participate in the server’s lore?

Events and lore participation are usually announced on our Discord server. Make sure to join and stay updated on the latest news and activities.

3. Are there specific rules for building structures in the server?

While we don’t follow a strict build theme, we do have guidelines for respectful and appropriate builds. Make sure to review the rules before constructing any structures.

4. Can I create my own nation or culture in the server?

Absolutely! We encourage players to create their own cultures, nations, and stories. This adds depth and diversity to the server’s world.

5. How can I suggest new events or ideas for the server?

You can pitch your ideas on the Discord server or reach out to the server moderators/admins. We welcome creative input from our community.

ReproCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is NOW! Join us as we explore a world where artificial reproduction is the norm and designer DNA is all the rage.

Forget about the nuclear family, because on our server, governments raise the children and the concept of siblings is a thing of the past.

But wait, there’s more! Immortality is within reach as we delve into the digital realm and discover the algorithm for eternal life. Who needs to worry about diseases or aging when you can live forever in Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the future is wacky, the adventures are endless, and the possibilities are as infinite as our server’s imagination!

Trump’s Token Black Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Trump would pick a cornbread-fed hillbilly over working with us black folks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of white love to go around – just ask our resident hillbilly, who’s always ready to show off his cornbread-making skills. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Trump when you’ve got us? Come on in and see for yourself!

OxySparkCraft

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF, like literally lit cuz the atmosphere be almost pure oxygen, so one little spark and BOOM the whole Earth be on fire, but don’t worry, our server be fireproof so u can still play and have a blast! Plus, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams outta their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, like what even?! And if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual tacos cuz why the heck not?! So come join us and let’s set the world on fire, in a good way, ya know?

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under of Blocks, Koalas, and Vegemite

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Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.
A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp. There are also various other teleports that are made available on the server so that you can quickly get back to your base or check up on what your mates are doing.
The server has a land-claiming system that uses a golden shovel. Over time you’ll gain claim blocks that can be used in whichever server you play in, and when you’re ready you can claim your chests and builds to keep them safe from other players. This is purely an optional safeguard, many players don’t claim their land as the community doesn’t appreciate griefing so players who participate in that are very quickly filtered out of the server.
The survival server consists of multiple worlds which have plenty of new 1.20 chunks in them. If you like long-term survival worlds, the AussieSMP is for you! There are no plans to do a full reset of the main worlds ever.
The server is part of a growing network, so not only are there multiple survival worlds, there is a creative server where players can build without limits or just test their redstone contraptions.
Various external community resources such as, Automated Spectator Livestreams on the weekends, a Discord where players can find out future plans for the server or chat with other players, A wiki that has information and guides on how to use features specific to AussieSMP.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
Please use common sense!

At the end of the day if you just wanna play some Minecraft with some friends or even by yourself, this server will be a great choice for you.

Minecraft server: /block/ – Building Block Bonanza

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Don’t worry, they’re just here to party! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast who breathes glitter and rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and memes!

CuntHeight Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!