Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so awesome, you’ll forget all about needing a car in the first place. Who needs wheels when you can ride a virtual dragon around the block?
2. We have a special quest where you have to battle a horde of evil mechanics who break windows and charge outrageous fees. Defeat them and earn a shiny new diamond sword!
3. Forget about arguing over money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual coins by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. No need to haggle with family members over car payments here!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. See you in the virtual world!
Imagine a world where you have to balance building your dream castle while also navigating the complexities of adulting. Will you apply for benefits like SNAPS and accidentally cause chaos in your virtual life? Will you have lunch with your in-game mom and end up in a heated argument over insurance? The possibilities are endless!
But don’t worry, we also offer a variety of pill-themed challenges for those who enjoy a little medical drama in their gameplay. Will you be able to juggle 10 different virtual pills while fending off creepers and zombies? Only time will tell!
So come join us on this server and experience the thrill of living out outrageous stories just like the one above. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Language | Server Type | Features | Contact Information |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Survival | – Seeking investors for financial support– Offering benefits and advantages to investors– Open to legal discussions for agreements | Discord: vendoopelcorsaIP Address: smokmc.fun |
| Spanish | Survival | – Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdos | Discord: vendoopelcorsaDirección IP: smokmc.fun |
El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.
Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.
Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.
Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.
We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!
Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!
So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!
Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about C-sections or unsupportive husbands. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.
Plus, we have a special “No Drama Zone” where players can escape to when things get too intense. Trust us, you won’t find a server with more drama-free zones than ours!
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to build with along the way. Join now and leave the real world behind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that’ll make you feel like a superhero. Plus, our community is filled with the funniest players you’ll ever meet.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild party that even Dollar-O-One would be jealous of! 🎉🐷💎
Forget about fitting in with the crowd, on our server, we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like how this mom embraces her son’s choice of clothing, we embrace all players for who they are. Who cares what others think when you’re having a blast building, mining, and crafting in a world where judgment is left at the door?
So come on, join us and let your creativity shine brighter than those sparkly pink clothes in this mom’s son’s wardrobe. Don’t be afraid to stand out and be yourself, because on our server, we celebrate diversity and self-expression. Who knows, you might just find a new pair of purple shoes that fit you perfectly!