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Zero Infinity Craft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10
Farms Harvested:	565	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Potions Brewed:	158
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9582	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	174438	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Star Shards Collected:	128	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	163	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crops Grown:	3576
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Animals Bred:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!