Final Wishes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TombstoneTroller – Minecraft SMP

burial, Tombstone, Remembrance, Tribute, smp

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. But beware, for the cake was actually a lie and the diamonds were cursed! But hey, who doesn’t love a good curse, am I right?

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon named Fluffy who farts rainbows. What more could you possibly want?

So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP. Your tombstone will read “Here lies [Your Username], died laughing on the best Minecraft server ever!” Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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DoomsdayCraft

letting go, funeral planning, mortality, Closure, peaceful passing

Do you want to die in a hilarious and ridiculous way? Then join our Minecraft server where death is not just a possibility, it’s practically guaranteed! From getting squished by a giant flying pig to being blown up by a herd of explosive sheep, the ways you can meet your demise are endless. But hey, at least you’ll die laughing! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

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GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

ETERNAL, resting place, Legacy, Tombstone, GraveGamer

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

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LastWillCraft SMP

odd final instructions, quirky bequests, comical estate planning, unusual bequeaths, laughable bequeaths

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

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Blocky Beats Funeral Home

sentimental song, blocky, last song, Music, Funeral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all block-building enthusiasts!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Taylor Swift songs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where you can choose the song that will play at your virtual funeral. Imagine going out in style with “Baby Shark” blasting in the background as your friends pay their respects by throwing virtual diamond blocks into your grave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

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DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

peaceful passing, final moments, personal preference, death, death wish

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to respawn is by choosing your ultimate death! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by getting struck by lightning? Or perhaps you prefer a more dramatic exit by being chased off a cliff by a pack of angry wolves? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us for the chance to experience death in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. From being exploded by a herd of kamikaze creepers to being squashed by a giant falling anvil, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait for the inevitable in the boring real world when you can join us and have a blast (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Choose your fate and let the fun begin!

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Crafty Wars Minecraft Server

Warframe General, FAQ, modding, Buying and Selling items, notable links

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to reverse rape your enemies! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for some outrageous PvP battles and crazy adventures.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a Plat shop where you can buy all sorts of ridiculous items to help you in your quest for domination. Need a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Alliance4Funbros, led by the one and only ddaavveeFTW. These guys are known for their epic battles and insane tactics. Want to join their ranks? Just ask for an invite.

And let’s not forget about the ClansWarbros, led by KillsawOblivion. These guys are always up for a challenge and will stop at nothing to claim victory. Want to test your skills against them? Bring it on.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

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””Fauna = loser?” Minecraft SMP”

subscriber count, Graduation, Japanese entertainment, #youtube, pre-advent

Are you tired of being the only member on your Minecraft SMP who hasn’t hit 1 million subs yet? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Baelz has reached that milestone! Join now before your graduation becomes just a sad attempt to save face. We have crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

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Crafty Drug Feels Minecraft Server

true France, French pride, DRUG, legal drugs, French girls

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battle of Waterloo like never before! Play as a French girl warrior and fight off the invaders with your potion-making skills. Plus, on our server, all drugs are legal just like in the true France – so get ready for some wild adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so historically accurate and crazy at the same time? Come join us and be a part of the French resistance like never before!

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The Game Award’s Chosen Minecraft SMP Victors

Game Designers, gaming industry, player choice, industry recognition, WINNERS

Are you tired of being robbed of your rightful victory in The Game Awards every year? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, YOU are the ultimate winner! Join us and experience a world where the only award that matters is the one you give yourself for building the most epic roller coaster or creating the most ridiculous redstone contraption. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly building competition gets a real-life trophy made out of diamond blocks! So why settle for The Game Awards when you can be the true champion of our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and start your journey to glory!

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