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Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP

#youtube, archives, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Dokibird, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, general, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, smp, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Items Found:	8034	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mines Excavated:	2286	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blonde Thieves turned Bounty Hunters, laughter, and a heart of gold – it’s the Blushing Bird Edition!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.

But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

#youtube, archives, Birds, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Doki, Dokibird, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

LaughCraft – Dokibird’s Server

#youtube, archives, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass poll, Dokibird, Dokibirds, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, smug, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the smug classic bird edition, where you can laugh, have fun, and maybe even steal some diamonds along the way.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive content from Dokibird herself, including her YouTube channel where she showcases her epic heists, her Twitch channel where you can watch her in action live, and even her VOD channel for all the best moments.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Selen Tatsuki archives for all your memory needs, plus a Divegrass team page for some competitive fun. Don’t be a dumb goon and miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	1725	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3920
Dragon Eggs Found:	869	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Authorization, biden, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, US arms, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2574	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

AyatollahsAndPeriods

activism, arrest, ayatollah, AyatollahsAndPeriods, Blogger, Censorship, controversy, detained, Expression, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, iran, Iranian, ONLINE, Period, Picture, Political, Posting, response, social media

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

PennyPincherCraft

budgeting, consumer behavior, cost efficiency, economic choices, financial habits, financial priorities, Floor, frugality, gasoline, money management, overlooked opportunities, pennies, PennyPincherCraft, Priorities, Resourcefulness, saving money, small savings, spending habits, thriftiness, Value, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	53	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Void Gems Collected:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	9

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!