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NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9328	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Buildings Constructed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is left at the door! We understand that sometimes you just don’t want certain people in your life, and that’s totally okay. Just like how this player (23F) decided not to invite her cousins to her wedding because they threw her grandma out of the house – yikes! But hey, we’ve all got that one family member we’d rather not see, right?

Join our server and escape the family drama by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cousins when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, if your mom and aunt start causing a ruckus, just build a TNT cannon and blast them away (not really, please don’t do that).

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, family gatherings can be a real creeper sometimes, but here, you’re free to craft your own adventure without any unwanted guests crashing the party. See you in the game!

Dad’sCraft: Divorce Edition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t send you to conversion therapy or storm out of stores over $20. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your mom thinks you’re the reason for her potential divorce. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your grandpa making weird comments about your sister’s skin color. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2209
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	258

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build a dirt house? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to befriend a pack of wild wolves who will fight by your side. Who needs haunted houses when you can experience true terror in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

Enderbread Kingdom

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Do you love eating pickles dipped in chocolate sauce while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own pixelated paradise and make friends with talking cows who give out free diamonds! Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

CraftyTradeWars

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	779190	Buildings Constructed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

are you tired of boring old trade deals? come join our minecraft server where we negotiate trade deals with creepers and endermen! our negotiators are top-notch, except when they accidentally axe themselves instead of the deal. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions. join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand!

StinkySMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to StinkySMP!

We are a unique and friendly Survival SMP! Our server features a variety of custom features to make it feel like “Minecraft 2.0”! Join now with IP stinkysmp.com. We have custom shops, warps, furniture, plushies, items, and so much more!

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All the Mods 9 – Where the only limits are your imagination… and the amount of RAM you have allocated

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	106
Votes:	4542	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.60	atm9.silverkeepmc.com
ATM 9 – To the SKY	1.5	ATM9Sky.SilverKeepMC.com

We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

A-chan, Airi Chisaka, AlienMixture, Birthday, CAPCOM NEXT, chuuba, collaboration, collaboration event, COMEBACK, Concert, corrections, cover, craft beer, CraftyNews, creator party, Dokibird, Elemental Knights R, fan meeting, Fortnite JP, Fugo Hasaki, G-Plan, Graduation, health, Health Update, heavenrend, Himari Miyazono, Holo Justice, hololive, hololive en, idol group debut, investigation, ipo, Katarina Ange, Kizuna A.I., KUUKIYOMI, leaving VANQUISH, Live, merch, merch collection, Minecraft, Mint Fantôme, Nanami Urara, Neo-porte, new single, News, Nijisanji, Noms Cafe, Nyantasia, phase connect, PixelLink, pop-up shop, Radio program, restreamers, Retirement, riot music, Saegusa Akina, Server, Shareholder Meeting, shipping fees, Shiratama Utano, Shirayuki Mishiro, Siro, Sony STAR SPHERE, Space Photography Experience, STPR Inc., vase, VCafe radio, VSMP server, VSPO, VT

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the events are crazier than a Enderman rave!

Join now and witness the retirement of A-Chan from Hololive, who left due to complications involving a secret love affair with a Creeper. Watch as Hololive EN’s concert tickets sell out faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t miss out on the HoloReve fashion magazine card collection, perfect for slaying zombies in style.

But that’s not all! Nijisanji drama unfolds as Katarina Ange’s medical condition improves thanks to a potion brewed by a witch from the Nether. And get ready for Shu Yamino and Meloco Kyoran’s radio show, where they spill the tea on all things NijiEN.

Phase Connect is where it’s at, with updates on Airi Chisaka’s health and her battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, get exclusive in-game avatars from the KUUKIYOMI collaboration with Aogiri High School, where you can slay zombies in style.

But wait, there’s more! Siro of .LIVE is celebrating her 7th Birthday with a live concert at harevutai, where she’ll be battling creepers with her diamond sword. And don’t miss out on the chance to win a special edition PC in the Next One Step twitter campaign, where the prize is more valuable than a stack of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous events in the chuuba world! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner.

CraftyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete disaster… in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of constantly having to fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Yes, you read that right. Killer bunnies with diamond swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity pops out and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance Justin Bieber or Beyonce? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with soda. But beware, the gingerbread men guarding the treasure chests are not to be underestimated.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!