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KidCraftedFunLand

childhood aspirations, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, KidCraftedFunLand, Nostalgia, past experiences, past self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-evolution, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Remember when your 10-year-old self used to dream of building epic castles and exploring magical worlds in Minecraft? Well, now you can make your inner child proud by joining our server and living out those childhood fantasies!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to team up and go on epic quests together. We once defeated a dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs – true story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your 10-year-old self that you haven’t forgotten how to have fun in Minecraft!

VultureCraft Minecraft Server

avian species, Biodiversity loss, bird conservation, bird population decline, carrion feeders, conservation efforts, Decline, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental impact, habitat destruction, human deaths, Indian vultures, Minecraft, public health crisis, scavenger birds, Server, vulture extinction, VultureCraft, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have indian vultures flying around causing chaos and mayhem! these birds are so powerful they caused 500,000 human deaths just by declining in numbers! but don’t worry, on our server you can team up with the vultures and take over the world! build your own vulture army and conquer all the other players! it’s a bird-eat-bird world out there, so come join the fun!

HezboCraft: Rocket League Response

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, football ground, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, League, MIDDLE EAST, Military, response, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket attack, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and have fun with ur friends? well this server is like that, but even crazier! like, imagine if u could ride a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur hands, that’s basically what this server is like.

we have this epic football ground where u can play games with ur friends, but watch out for those sneaky hezbollah rockets, they might just come out of nowhere and take out 11 of ur buddies. but don’t worry, we have a super cool response team that will come in and save the day.

join this server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles u will ever experience. plus, did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make u the richest player ever? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on and join us, we can’t wait to see u there!

JeffsCraft: Element of Surprise

chemical element, chemistry, Discoverer, discovery, Element, element discovery, element discovery process, element naming, element naming conventions, element naming guidelines, element naming process, element naming protocol, element naming rules, jeff, JeffsCraft, Naming, new element, next element, periodic table, Science, scientific naming, Surprise

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers and zombie villagers. plus, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. join us and become a legend like Jeff, the greatest chemical element of all time. come on, what are u waiting for? Jeff is calling your name!

GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magic Items Found:	8605
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!

DrukCraft SMP: The Drunken Miners

bar, celebration, club, dancing, drinks, druk, DrukCraft, Drunken, Entertainment, Event, EXTRAVAGANZA, Friends, Fun, good times, late night, miners, Music, nightlife, nightlife scene, Party, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, socializing, weekend

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4941	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for our Saturday night extravaganza where we have wild parties in the Nether, complete with disco balls made of glowstone and lava fountains that shoot fireworks.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary diamond-encrusted creeper and the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find these creatures anywhere else!

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? Test your parkour skills in our lava maze or challenge your friends to a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while blasting dubstep music from your enchanted jukebox? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!

PurrCraft Minecraft Server

cat, consent, feline behavior, husband, Implants, indoor cat, Kids, Masculinity, Minecraft, Moving, neutering, pedigree cat, PurrCraft, Roaming, Server, shared responsibility, siring kittens, spraying, surgery, vasectomy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in heat? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can roam freely like an intact male cat on the prowl.

Just like the dilemma of whether to neuter a kitten, our server offers tough decisions and heated debates. Will you choose to keep your character intact, embracing your masculinity to the fullest? Or will you take the snippy snap route and neuter your character for a safer and more comfortable experience?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your decision. But be warned, some players have reported that neutered characters don’t receive as much love as their intact counterparts. Will you be the exception?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through life-changing decisions, just like deciding whether to neuter a kitten without your husband’s consent. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all the more fun!