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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8550 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.