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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2858 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3523 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!
Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉