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Crafty McSwitcharoo’s Server of LOLs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8570
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block at exactly midnight, a secret portal to the Nether will open up and you’ll be greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who will grant you three wishes. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who roams the land looking for brave adventurers to challenge him to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers wearing top hats – they’re known to throw the most epic tea parties in all of Minecraftia.

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Emeralds Found:	3595
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Votes:	4491
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Animals Bred:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5673	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	8254
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

Alliance, armenia, azerbaijan, baku, bound, Caucasus, cooperation, Diplomacy, Eurasia, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Meeting, Partnership, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, relations, souring, summit, TIES, Visit

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10

so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, berserker rage, Canadian, cannot become circumcised, comic book character, healing factor, Hugh Jackman, indestructible, Logan, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant healing, mutant powers, Regeneration, SuperHero, uncircumcised, wolverine, WolvieUncutCraft, x-men

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5427	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

TerribleTaxes PVE Roleplay Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Chestshops Businesses

Account.., Advertise, Businesses, Cheats, Chestshops, collaboration, Community, Competition, Corporation, custom plugin, Economy, employees, exploits, finances, Griefing, Gui, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, optifine, Performance Mods, PvE, Respect, Roleplay, Spam, Survival, TerribleTaxes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	75
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube
TikTok	BetterBusinesses TikTok
Patreon	BetterBusinesses Patreon

Overview:

BetterBusinesses is a new survival economy server with a focus on business. Our custom business plugin allows players to run various types of businesses, hire employees, manage finances, and compete with friends. Join our server at play.bbmc.today and unleash your creativity!

Key Features:

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect
No griefing
No exploiting or cheating
No hacking or cheating, only performance mods like Optifine are allowed
No advertising or spamming
One account per player
Have fun!

FAQ:

1. How can I start a business on BetterBusinesses?

To start a business, use our custom business plugin and GUI to set up shop, hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business.

2. Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?

While there are no specific rules for running a business, players must abide by the server rules, including treating others with respect and not exploiting or cheating.

3. Can I collaborate with other players to create a joint business?

Yes, players can collaborate with friends to create joint businesses, compete with each other, and grow their enterprises together.

4. Are there any restrictions on the type of businesses I can run?

Players are encouraged to get creative and run any type of business they can imagine on BetterBusinesses. The possibilities are endless!

5. How can I advertise my business on the server?

Players can advertise their businesses through in-game methods, such as using signs, chat, and the business GUI to attract customers.

6. Is there a limit to the number of employees I can hire for my business?

There is no limit to the number of employees you can hire for your business on BetterBusinesses. Grow your team as needed to expand your operations.

”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”

Arcade, balance, Characters, clash, Combos, Community, competitive, console, creeper, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks, Updates

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.