First of all, our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who are experts in building and PvP. They will guide you through the world with their ninja skills and adorable panda faces.
Secondly, our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and crafting. But be careful, because the hot spring is also home to a group of mischievous kappa who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
And finally, our server hosts weekly sumo wrestling tournaments where players can battle it out in the ring for glory and fabulous prizes. The catch? The ring is surrounded by a moat filled with angry sushi rolls that will attack anyone who falls in.
So come join our server and experience the wacky world of modern Japanese “humour” in Minecraft!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics, just like the OP in this post. Will you be able to mend relationships and keep the peace, or will you find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud?
And just like the OP’s dilemma of not wanting to steal her SIL’s thunder, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions in our server. Will you be able to handle the drama and come out on top?
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly witch named Mildred.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the craziest Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let your mid-year crisis be a thing of the past!
Join our server and experience the day you won the lottery, got a pet dinosaur, and discovered a secret treasure map all over again. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and relive the best day of your life over and over again!
Imagine dis, u log into da server and BAM, ur health bar is full, ur armor is indestructible, and u got a diamond sword dat can cure any illness! No more worrying about cancer or any other disease, cuz dis server got ur back, bro!
We got crazy mini-games where u gotta fight off evil mobs dat represent cancer cells, and if u win, u get a potion of immortality! Plus, we got a secret hidden level where u can find da Fountain of Youth and become forever young!
So, what u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to cancer forever! Let’s game our way to immortality, baby!
My philosophy is that survival doesn’t have to be difficult. You don’t *have* to race 8,000 blocks away after death to ensure you get your items before they despawn. Simply turn on KeepInventory for yourself if you’d prefer to play the game that way. And if you don’t, then leave it off as that’s the default settings.
You don’t have something? Maybe you need a Netherrite Smithing Template but don’t want to go to a Bastion to find it. That’s fine, someone may very well be auctioning one! And if you don’t have enough money for it, you can auction your own valuable materials.
Outside of the Gold Standard, this server has no centralized economy, meaning the players have complete control over the value of items and materials outside of gold. Our gold standard is as follows:
Raw gold = $5/ea
Gold nugget = $1/ea
Gold ingot = $9/ea
We do plan to add more fun items in the future, such as an “xray machine” which will temporarily turn nearby stone and netherrack to barriers, exposing all nearby ores for a brief moment. As of right now the server is very barebones, and we don’t plan to make things too fancy. We prefer getting the basics done right than getting the advanced stuff all wrong.
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| Description |
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| Survive and thrive in our brand new season 3 world. Join a warm and welcoming community of fellow adventurers. Enjoy a vanilla feel server running on Fabric 1.21 with various datapacks. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft is the server running on? | We are running on Fabric 1.21 |
| How can I join the server? | To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord |
| What kind of datapacks are available? | – Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night – Endermen will not steal your dirt – You can adjust armor stands – Shulkers drop 2 shells – Wandering traders sell mini blocks |
| Is PvP enabled? | Yes, players drop their head when killed by another player |
| Can I view my creations in 3D? | Yes, we offer a Bluemap for a 3D view of creations in a web browser |
Who needs therapy when you can build a virtual empire and conquer the virtual world? Our community is filled with players who are just like you – emotionally unavailable and ready to take on the world of Minecraft. So come join us and let’s all pretend like we have our lives together while we mine for diamonds and slay dragons.
Don’t worry about feeling broken or disconnected, because on our server, everyone is a little bit messed up. It’s like a support group, but with more explosions and pixelated animals. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of escapism and questionable coping mechanisms. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our blocky landscapes.
Our server is so social, even the Endermen have their own book club where they discuss the latest best-selling novel, “The Adventures of Steve and the Diamond Pickaxe”. And don’t even get me started on the parties! We throw raves in the Nether, beach bashes in the Ocean Monument, and even tea parties in the Mushroom Biome (don’t worry, the mushrooms are very polite).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent sheep and cows of the land? The choice is yours, my friend.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance moves, because things are about to get wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night!
