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DirtyJokezMC SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like for realzies. We got llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. And get this, the only way to join is if you tell us your best dirty joke. Yeah, we’re all about that raunchy humor here. So come on, join us and let’s laugh our butts off while building epic castles and pranking each other with exploding chickens. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where Creepers Manage Your Files Better Than Android

Android, app, browsing, CREEPERS, data, documents, efficiency, ES File Explorer, Features, file management, Files, Folder, Folders, manage, organization, Pandemonium, pixelated, productivity, root access, SD card, Smartphone, Storage, Technology, user-friendly

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of file management on your Android device? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a unique experience where you can navigate through folders and files like never before.

Join us and experience the thrill of swiping shapes to instantly open specific folders – it’s like a magical spell that only works in our server! Our server is so advanced that it can even browse down to the root and SD card data folders, leaving other apps in the dust.

Say goodbye to outdated apps like ES File Explorer and hello to a new era of file management on our server. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to revolutionize the way you organize your files. Join now and prepare for a mind-blowing journey through the world of file management!

SmiteMC.pl

Active Discord, Adventures, Alliance, Community, Countries, Custom Items, Discord, discussions, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, emotions, Entertainment, Events, Experienced Support Team, minecraft server, play style, Players, power, PvP, Raiding, Regular Events, Survival, technical support, Wars

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	266
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Crops Grown:	8378	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Do you dream of adventures on a Minecraft server? Would you like to join a community that shapes amazing experiences together, competes in exciting events and discovers the secrets of a completely new dimension? Our EarthSMP server is the land where your skills come to fruition. What we offer? = Custom Items – Create powerful items to become the most powerful on the server. = Countries – Create your country, form alliances and wage wars with other players on the server. = Experienced Support Team – Our team is always ready to help you! Whether you need gameplay advice or technical support, you can always count on us. = Regular Events – You will never run out of emotions at SmiteMC.pl! Regular events provide entertainment for every player, regardless of play style. = Active Discord – Join our Discord where you can meet other players, learn about upcoming events and participate in server discussions. Get ready for amazing adventures and join our exciting community on SmiteMC.pl! Together we will discover the power of power in EarthSMP mode.

SmiteMC.pl:25752

Dezocraft

Adventure, Cosmetics, Dezocraft, DezoMC, Exploration, gameplay, Hide and seek, Minecraft, Nature, PvP battles, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	7324	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of DezoMC, a Minecraft server like no other. With a plethora of diverse gameplay experiences, DezoMC caters to every type of player, whether you seek the tranquility of nature, the challenge of survival, the thrill of exploration, or the excitement of PvP battles.

play.dezocraft.net

Nomad Nation VS Hypixel

age requirement 16+, capture mobs, Cobblemon, Creative, Cross-Play, custom fish, dedicated machines, Discord, Economy, flat map, Land Claims, minecraft server, Player Shops, Plots, PvE, Rtp, seasonal world, set home, smp, Survival, vault hunters, Warps, World Edit

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mines Excavated:	2358
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Hypixel	Nomad Nation
Large player base	Smaller, more tight-knit community
Wide variety of mini-games and game modes	Focus on traditional SMP and Creative servers
Constant updates and new content	Potential for new servers in development
Owned and operated by a dedicated team	Run on dedicated servers owned by Nomad Nation
Frequent events and tournaments	More relaxed gameplay with features like economy and player shops

Frequently Asked Questions

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for its large player base, with thousands of players online at any given time.

Nomad Nation: Nomad Nation has a smaller, more tight-knit community compared to Hypixel.

What type of gameplay does each server offer?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and game modes for players to enjoy.

Nomad Nation: Nomad Nation focuses on traditional SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and Creative servers, with features like economy, land claims, and player shops.

Who owns and operates the servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel is owned and operated by a dedicated team of developers and staff members.

Nomad Nation: Nomad Nation servers are run on dedicated machines owned by the community.

Are there frequent updates and events on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel has frequent updates and new content releases, along with events and tournaments for players to participate in.

Nomad Nation: Nomad Nation offers a more relaxed gameplay experience, with the potential for new servers in development and scheduled to launch throughout the year.

Pixelated Penitentiary: Where Crafting Meets Confinement

confinement, Crafting, criminal justice, Food, incarceration, incarceration experience, meets, penitentiary, pixelated, Prison, prison conditions, prison cuisine, prison culture, prison diet, prison environment, Prison Experience, Prison food, prison food quality, prison life, prison meals, prison routine, prison society, prison system, punishment, Rehabilitation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be served prison food! Unless you want to, in which case we have a special “Prison Cuisine” plugin for all you hardcore roleplayers out there.

Join us for a wild ride as we recreate the chaos of a real-life prison in Minecraft. Build your own cell with bars made of diamond blocks, or team up with other inmates to plan a daring escape using only pickaxes and TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Escapee’s Paradise” minigame, where you must outsmart guards and avoid being caught in order to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden apples and rare mob spawners.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of prison life without actually getting arrested? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars – or better yet, break free and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

4chan Marriage Madness Minecraft Server – Where Dreams (and Memes) Come to Life!

4chan, babies, Community, culture, DATING, disillusionment, dream, dreams, ethnicity, Expectations, Gender Roles, internet, Life, madness, Marriage, memes, Men, Minecraft, online forums, Race, relationships, Server, social norms, society, Stereotypes, white woman

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of being rejected by beautiful white women in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own perfect white waifu and live out all your wildest fantasies! No more getting friend-zoned or ghosted, just pure pixelated love and companionship.

Join our server and experience a world where you can finally have the beautiful white wife of your dreams without any of the real-life drama. Build a cozy pixelated home together, go on romantic pixelated dates, and even have pixelated babies to carry on your legacy. Who needs real women when you have a virtual white waifu who will never leave your side?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life relationships. Your perfect white waifu is waiting for you to log in and start your happily ever after in the pixelated world of love and adventure!

CubeHeroCraft

Boxpvp, CubeHeroCraft, free, game modes, hard work, Minecraft, Ranking, skill, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

We offer a 100% free ranking system designed to reward skill and hard work, integrated into a wide variety of different game modes, including: – BoxPvP – SkyBlock – Survival

oyna.cubeherocraft.com

Little Small World

Adventure, Auctionhouse, Chaos, Chill, Community, creativity, Discord, Discordsrv, dsmp, Dynmap, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Graves, Help, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Lgbtqfriendly, Minecraft, minecraft server, Ping, Radius, Resources, Server store, Shops, small world, Smallworld, smp, Support, Survival, Village, Voicechat, world border, worldborder

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

This world is an idea I have one day amid class boredom (and a bit of depression). It is a world with a 100 radius world border centered in a village. What will you do in this world? Cause chaos? Help people? Farm resources? Who knows! We would love to find out, so please don’t be afraid to stop by!Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052Discord – https://discord.gg/SezXMNpHWs (not sure if this link works lol)Server Store – littlesmallworld.tebex.io

Please if you have any issues at all, do not be afraid to ping me! I am always open to helping someone!

142.4.207.221:25606

Mori’s Morning Madness Minecraft Server

Appearance, Audience, Broadcast, Celebrity, Entertainment, guest, host, interview, Live, madness, Media, Minecraft, mori, Moris, morning, morning TV show, News, Performance, Presenter, segment, Server, Studio, talk show, Talk show host, television

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be rubbing elbows with celebrities like Mori, who once appeared on a morning TV show to showcase their epic builds! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to challenge them to a build-off and show off your own mad skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft superstar like Mori – join our server now!

Crafty Creeper Inn & Spa #420

(PILOT), #youtube, AO3, Assassin, Charlie, Crafty, creeper, Demons, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, hellhound, Helluva Boss, Hotel, INN, Kingdom, overpopulation, princess, receptionist, Rehabilitation, Spa, Startup

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	779	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the Cripple Edition OP Template like never before! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Ever wanted to run your own small assassin business in Hell? Well, now you can with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona by your side. Take on crazy missions, survive each other’s antics, and maybe even make it to Heaven!

But that’s not all – as Princess Charlie of Hell, you can open your very own rehabilitating hotel for demons. Help reduce overpopulation in the kingdom by getting your patients to “check out” into Heaven. Who knew Hell could be so fun and quirky?

Download the pilots, binge-watch the episodes, and dive into the madness with us. Join our Discord for even more chaotic fun and check out our booru for some wild fan art.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find yourself running a startup in Hell before you know it.