Filthy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Diamonds Minecraft SMP

dignity, Support, Trauma, diamonds, STDs

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

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Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

publish, APPEAL, Outrage, Marketing, Diversity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

efficiency, software engineering, Development, seethe, bytecode

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

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GrossOutGang Minecraft SMP

gross, smp, Disgusting, GrossOutGang, revolting

Are you tired of seeing gross stuff in public? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and never have to witness another gross thing again! Our server is so clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so sparkly, they make even the most hardened miner shed a tear of joy. So come join us and say goodbye to grossness forever!

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BlockyBarfCraft

gross, unhygienic, Unpleasant, revolting, nauseating

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

American politics, Minecraft, Democracy, White House, future leader

Last week, I was chilling on our Minecraft server when suddenly the next President of the United States logged on! They were so impressed by our epic builds and amazing community that they decided to make our server the official White House of the future. Join now and maybe you’ll get to meet the President too – who knows, maybe they’ll even make you their Vice President of Mining and Crafting! #VoteMinecraft2024

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CONCACAFquitters Minecraft Server

south america, conmebol, hypothetical scenario, Soccer, International

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a wild twist on international soccer! Imagine if the North and Central American nations said “adios” to CONCACAF and joined forces with CONMEBOL instead. Picture Mexico and Brazil teaming up to dominate the soccer world like never before.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between the likes of the United States and Argentina, or Canada taking on Uruguay. Who needs the Caribbean teams when you can have powerhouse matchups like Honduras vs. Brazil or Costa Rica vs. Colombia?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate soccer champion. You’ll be able to kick goals from halfway across the field or summon a team of legendary players to help you conquer the competition.

So why waste your time on boring old soccer leagues when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest soccer showdowns of all time? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and kick some serious pixelated soccer butt!

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SisFraud Minecraft Server

unemployment, involvement, Social Security number, BROKE, reaction

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret accounts, mysterious claims, and family feuds! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be too busy solving the mystery of who filed that claim on your behalf and why your sister is denying everything!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs actual unemployment when you can have virtual drama instead?

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ParentalPwnageCraft

tradition, Guilt, Outsider, children, Siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a family drama that puts soap operas to shame! Join us and witness the epic tale of Omar, Lily, and their struggle to decide whether their kids should learn Urdu or not. Will Omar stand up to Lily and honor his parents’ legacy? Or will he crumble under the pressure and let his kids grow up without knowing their mother tongue?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of white-washed kids who are plotting to take over the server with their lack of cultural knowledge. Will they succeed in their nefarious plans? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on in and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the outrageousness that is our Minecraft server. Who needs boring old quests and building challenges when you can have family feuds and language debates instead? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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TearCraft Minecraft Server

tv shows, Emotional rollercoaster, reddit, Drama, television

Are you tired of boring, tear-jerking shows making you cry like a baby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you crying tears of joy from all the laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Say goodbye to sad shows and hello to a world of pure, unadulterated fun on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your block off!

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