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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1152 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.