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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7542 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
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