Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug a hole so deep that he ended up in the Nether. Rumor has it he’s still down there, mining away for all eternity. Will you be the one to find him and join him in his quest for infinite diamonds?
So if you’re ready to test your movie knowledge and embark on wild adventures with the Diamond Digger, then come join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure you bring your popcorn and pickaxe, because things are about to get crazy!
Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.
Join our Minecraft server and become the star of your very own blockbuster movie! With thrilling plot twists and heart-pounding action, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fierce mobs, and build the ultimate fortress to protect your precious diamonds.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that famous Hollywood directors are scouting our server for the next big star. Who knows, you could be the next Leonardo DiCaprio of the Minecraft world!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start writing your own epic tale of survival, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with that cute villager you’ve had your eye on. Lights, camera, minecart – it’s showtime on our server!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”
Imagine a world where your virtual boyfriend gets banned for using mild steroids in his room – talk about a scandal! But don’t worry, you won’t get banned for using any potions or power-ups in our server.
While this couple argues over who should quit their job, you can join our server and focus on building the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from woodpeckers (yes, woodpeckers!). And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual job that pays triple the virtual money of your boyfriend’s paycheck.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as crazy as a box of frogs. We have epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you have those, amirite?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build your dream castle without worrying about some noob blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more cake).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and build sandcastles with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server as a secret paradise for hardcore Minecraft players.
So come join us and experience the most mind-blowing adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary server – because the biggest lie you’ll ever hear is that there’s a better one out there!
oh, and get this, one time a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it to build a castle made entirely out of cake. it was so epic, bro.
also, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out free diamonds. i know, crazy, right?
so come on, join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
| Server Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Plugins | Home/Warps, CoreProtect, and more |
| Features | New World, Shopping District, Active Staff, Fly after 2 weeks, No mob griefing, Events & Movie Nights, Heads Plus |
A: Yes, our server is a cozy 18+ community.
A: No, we do not do world resets. Our server is newly launched on January 1st.
A: Yes, you can run your own shop or participate in the diamond-based economy.
A: After 2 weeks of playtime, you will be able to fly.
A: Yes, mob griefing is disabled to keep your builds safe.
A: We prioritize protecting builds and items through CoreProtect and land claims.
A: Yes, we have weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
A: Yes, you can collect mob heads as currency for decoration and even grab your friends’ heads.
We got creepers that explode like fireworks on the Fourth of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make Patrick from Spongebob look like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, that dude is more extra than a Kardashian on Instagram!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join our server and never worry about mining for resources or building your own base again. Our generous players will gladly give you everything you need, all you have to do is ask!
Just like the OP’s boyfriend, who expected gas money for driving to see his girlfriend, our players are always looking for ways to get compensated for their efforts. But don’t worry, we have a strict no gas money policy on our server – everything is free!
So come join us and experience the most entitled and ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just demand compensation for every little thing? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of entitled Minecraft players!
