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Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Players Killed by Monsters:	6847

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

EdgeCraft Minecraft Server

adam smasher, Anime, BETRAYAL, boilerplate, Cyberpsycho, Cyberpunk, David, EdgeCraft, edgerunners, friendship, high expectations, Hubris, Lucy, Minecraft, moon tickets, Moon travel, Profound, SANDEVISTAN, Server, Themes, Tragedy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1045	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the most absurd and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a boilerplate tragedy, but with a twist! You’ll experience super digestible themes that even a potato could understand. – Ever wanted to be a regular player who ends up being special? Well, on our server, you can! Just like David, who thought he wasn’t special but turns out he was all along. Mind-blowing, right? – Explore the mysteries of the moon tickets and the Sandevistan! Who cares about the cost of tickets or the risks of turning into a cyberpsycho when you can have a nice apartment instead? Priorities, right? – Join us for a 5.5/10 anime experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and wondering if you’ve been baited into a whole new level of craziness.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the absurdity that awaits you!

FireballCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mix fireball with potions of strength to create the ultimate power-up drink! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Fireball Mountain, where the lava flows like whiskey and the mobs are always lit.

But be warned, drinking too much fireball potion may cause you to tear up from the sheer awesomeness of our server. And don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the buzz – in fact, you might even start seeing creepers doing the Macarena. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a fiery adventure like no other!

Mom vs GF: The Great Escape

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Escape, Etiquette, family, generational differences, Girlfriend, Great, intervention, Manners, misunderstandings, mom, Mother, relationships, resolution, Respect, siding, Support, Tension

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s backyard? Look no further! Join our server where demanding water without saying please can lead to epic battles between players and their virtual moms. Watch out for confrontational confrontations and learn valuable life lessons about communication skills while building your dream blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family feud!

MindBoggled Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	224
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPeek-a-Boob

attraction, Body language, breasts, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, Gaze, impulse, male gaze, man’s thoughts, objectification, PixelPeekaBoob, public behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, sexual desire, social norms, societal expectations, STARING, subconscious, taboo, women’s bodies

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	81
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated blocky chests in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can ogle at all the virtual chests you want without fear of judgment. Plus, rumor has it that if you stare long enough, diamonds might just pop out! So come on, join us and let your inner pervy miner run wild!

CreeperGangCraft

12-year-old girl, anti-Semitic, arrest, assault, CreeperGangCraft, crime, discrimination, French, hate crime, investigation, Justice, juvenile offenders, law enforcement, Minority, Minors, prejudice, rape, sexual violence, suspects, suspicion, victim support.

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	90
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	4098	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	4595

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

BlueLaserCraft

Apoptosis., blue laser, BlueLaserCraft, cancer apoptosis, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell Death, colorectal cancer, Experimental Study, in vitro study, in vivo study, laser therapy, light therapy, Medical research, novel therapy, novel treatment, photodynamic therapy, photosensitizer, Tumor Cells

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	New Chunks Explored:	767488
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

JajaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!