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Airborne Cancer Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	853	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken subjects with an iron feather. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or challenge his rule in an epic chicken jousting tournament?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for crafting a unicorn saddle. Trust us, it’s worth watching, not airborne cancer!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, Apocalypse Now, cinematic excellence, cinematic masterpiece, classic film, film analysis, film critique, film industry, film review, Francis Ford Coppola, Godfathers, iconic performances, Marlon Brando, martin sheen, Minecraft, movie comparison, Movie debate, movie discussion, movie opinions, movie ranking, smp, The Godfather, vietnam war, war movie

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9337	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Kino’s Fun Minecraft Server

Cinema, cinematography, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film interpretation, film review, film studies, film theory, Fun, Kino, kino analysis, kino critique, kino discussion, kinos, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie discussion, movie interpretation, movie review, Server, was it kino

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. Rumor has it that if you can impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he’ll grant you three wishes – and one of them can even be for unlimited diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be kino!

BlockBusterOpinions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Do you want to debate the most controversial movie takes with fellow Minecraft players? Join our server and argue about why Sharknado is the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time or why The Emoji Movie deserved an Oscar! Our community is full of film fanatics who love to stir up some drama and have a laugh. So come on down and let’s get ready to rumble… with popcorn in hand!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never deliver on their promises? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Steve’s long-lost cousin, Larry. Legend has it that if you can find all of Larry’s lost items scattered across the server, he’ll reward you with a magical diamond sword that can slay any mob with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those dancing pigs…they’re more dangerous than they look.

HunchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just standing upright like a bunch of stiff robots? Well, on our server, we have a special mod that makes all the players hunched over like they’re carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders! It adds a whole new level of challenge to the game as you try to navigate the world while hunched over like a little goblin.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a unique feature where every time you mine a block, a random movie quote plays in the background. Imagine digging for diamonds while hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling “I’ll be back!” or Jack Nicholson screaming “Here’s Johnny!” It’s a cinematic experience like no other!

So come join our server and experience the hilarity of being hunched over and listening to movie quotes while you mine and build to your heart’s content. It’s a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!

KinoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing exploding sheep at them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on ours? Come join us and see for yourself if it’s “kino” enough for you!

Bbsbox

Box

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Towns Built:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Fun box server!

IP : bbsbox.minehut.gg

owner : bram63

bbsbox.minehut.gg

ZeroMC

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	2407
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	1689
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

ZeroMC is part of the next generation of networks. Designed to be for the players. Always constantly adding new ideas. Designed to be transparent. Designed for all.

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative -Fun -Money -Economy

zero.apexmc.co

Minecraft server CRYSTALGRIEF

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Astral Projections Made:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Hello, friends! Want something new? After all, all these annoying servers with unlimited donations, heaps of inadequate kids are already pretty boring! It’s like a bottomless pit full of filth and sadness! but everything has an end! This abyss has come to an end! You’ve met this server! So you may ask, what’s wrong with this server?

And I will answer you:

– You can start playing immediately without registration.

– Our server has no griefers. Any griefing or theft is prohibited.

– You can play from any client with a license (or request access without a license).

– Our minecraft server is without dupe and without lvl 1000. You can say a vanilla minecraft server with a minimum number of plugins for an enjoyable game

– On our server, the average age of players is 18+, we have the most adequate adult Minecraft players.

– We have unique works. All work was built without plugins, manually.

– There is a division into civilian and game worlds.

– You can even play from your mobile device!

More details on how to start playing…

92.53.65.136:30089

Magma Modded

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ores Mined:	2474

Community Server, please join the discord and apply to be whitelisted.

Currently Running World of Dragons

Server is 18+.

173.205.85.126

Vailtymc network

1vs1, FullPvP, Kit PvP, Redstone, Skypvp, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5349
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

What you waiting for? Join us right now!

play.vailtymc.xyz

Blockstackers

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	1572
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5882
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

About Blockstackers We are a community-based semi-vanilla server based in Asia. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience to people all around the world, creating communities and friendships through fun!

Mission Statement Our mission statement to you… Blockstackers is, and always, will be a community first and a game server second. We are dedicated to fostering an environment with a member-centric approach where all players have equal potential for in game success and community recognition.

Why play here? Blockstackers was originally founded on the principle that all players should rise or decline based on the actions of the person behind the player. We feel that success should be determined by a players actions and talents and not the whim of an administrative team. We have great plugins. We have great staff. We have great players. But most importantly we have a vigilant regard for your potential.

play.blockstackers.xyz

PolitAges Minecraft server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6381	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Star Shards Collected:	118	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

This is not just another political server, we have been working for a long time, we learn from our mistakes and we want to create an interesting server for ourselves and for you. So we have our own tricks:

RolePlay – no assholes and wars over pizza, only realism!

Its own system of cities – no Towny, only simplicity and convenience

Epoch system – after each wipe the mod assembly changes to a new one

World events – global price drop? drought? We will diversify your game!

Mods – how many political servers with mods do you know?

City auction – world auctions tied to the city and with taxes? – Ready

Bytehunters

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Bytehunters.de

Highcrazy

1vs1, 247, Economy, Farming, Free OP, Kit PvP, Kits, Minez, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5494	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

HighCrazy Play on our Minecraft 1.8 – 1.17 server, have fun with your friends farming money, tokens, prestige non-stop until you reach one of the tops. We offer you: (SurvivalOP) – OP Mines – OP Crates – OP Ranks – Trades – Shops – OP Enchantments If you become the best of the top at the end of the season, you will receive prizes. What are you waiting for to join? Get in now! TikTok: @daniexeff Discord: https://discord.gg/dCvxcSyFyR

highcrazy.pocketmc.net:32175

Easy SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	3763	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to Easy SMP! We can do anything on our SMP, we also take suggestions on what we should do next! What are you waiting for? It’s time to get rekt.

We hope to make sure you get the most out of your survival, becoming a capitalist, etc in our SMP.

We also have voting rewards, Anti Xray, PVP all around the world unless it’s a Town where PVP is disabled, Anti Grief to stop scrubs from griefing your house, a active community willing to tear each other apart, and 100+ cheaters have been BANNED from our SMP because they’re bad at cheating.

play.2v1.me