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Airborne Cancer Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken subjects with an iron feather. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or challenge his rule in an epic chicken jousting tournament?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for crafting a unicorn saddle. Trust us, it’s worth watching, not airborne cancer!

Shit Show Minecraft Server

cinematic analysis, Effort, film analysis, film comparison, film critique, film evaluation, film industry, film observation, film opinion, film quality, first two minutes, individual frame, Minecraft, movie assessment, movie commentary, movie production, movie review, movie standards, past decade, piece of shit, Server, Shit, Show

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4179	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Items Found:	4292
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	9083
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Towns Built:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7288	Votes:	3901
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	1456
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams