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Future Star Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs! -
Jimmy Wang Yu Minecraft SMP: Better Than All of Them, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan…
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Jimmy Wang Yu himself! That’s right, forget about Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li – Jimmy Wang Yu is where it’s at!Join our server and experience epic battles and adventures like never before, all led by the ultimate kung fu master. Jimmy Wang Yu will show you how to kick butt and take names in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with his bare hands!
So why settle for ordinary when you can join the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Come join us and see why Jimmy Wang Yu is truly the king of the virtual world!
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RussianBlock Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Russian soldiers, like, invaded the server and started griefing everyone’s builds. it was, like, chaos, bro. but don’t worry, we took care of those pesky soldiers and now the server is, like, totally safe. join us and be a hero, dude. plus, we have, like, the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. you don’t wanna miss out, trust me. come join the fun, yo! -
MapleCraft: No Russian Propaganda
so, like, u know how there’s this canadian organization that was like, airing this russian propaganda film and everyone was like, wtf mate? well, they finally stopped cuz of all the outrage and stuff. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we don’t support no propaganda films, just good ol’ blocky fun. plus, we have this epic story about a creeper who learned to love instead of explode. it’s wild, man. so come join us and leave all that real world nonsense behind. blocky adventures await! -
BlockBusterHater
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movie you secretly hate but pretend to love just to fit in. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking chicken who claimed to be the ruler of the land. Turns out, the chicken was actually a wizard in disguise and granted them all superpowers to conquer the pixelated world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who throw the most epic dance parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead).
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HatePopularFilms – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone raves about? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and bond with fellow players who also can’t stand that overrated movie. We have a secret underground bunker where we gather to rant about the movie and throw virtual tomatoes at its poster. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a disgruntled movie critic haunts our server, ready to high-five anyone who shares their unpopular opinions. So come on, join us and let your movie-hating flag fly high! -
Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?
With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
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Wizardly Wonders Server
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we make the wizard of oz come to life! we have flying monkeys, wicked witches, and even a yellow brick road that leads to epic adventures!imagine playing as dorothy, skipping down the road with your trusty dog toto by your side. you can build your own emerald city, complete with a giant wizard’s tower and munchkin houses.
but beware, the wicked witch of the west is always lurking, ready to throw her potions at you. don’t worry though, you can team up with your friends to defeat her and save oz from her evil clutches.
so come on over to our server and experience the magic of the wizard of oz like never before. just click your ruby slippers together three times and say “there’s no place like this minecraft server!”
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Why did this mf stop acting? Minecraft SMP
Yo, have you heard about this legendary Minecraft SMP? It’s like the Hollywood of the gaming world, except instead of actors, we have gamers who are just as famous. This one dude used to be the biggest star on the server, but then he disappeared like a stealthy ninja in the night. Rumor has it he got tired of all the paparazzi mobs constantly chasing him around, trying to get a glimpse of his diamond armor. But hey, if you join this SMP, you could be the next big thing and have your own crazy fanbase following you everywhere. Who needs Hollywood when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and become a gaming legend!