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RussianBlock Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Russian soldiers, like, invaded the server and started griefing everyone’s builds. it was, like, chaos, bro. but don’t worry, we took care of those pesky soldiers and now the server is, like, totally safe. join us and be a hero, dude. plus, we have, like, the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. you don’t wanna miss out, trust me. come join the fun, yo! -
Blockbuster Bonanza
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!
Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
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Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!
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Minecraft SMP: Subtle Kino Enhancers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything goes!Reasons to join: – Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? – Our server has a hidden underground disco club where players can dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs for rare loot. – We have a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to use redstone and are constantly pranking unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or join in on the fun? – Our server has a cursed treasure chest that randomly spawns in different locations, but beware, opening it could unleash a horde of angry villagers or grant you unimaginable riches.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other!
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HamsMC
Latin American server hosted in Colombia, with an economy system, survival, custom mobs, unique items and more!
jamones.app
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Zeppelin Crew Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with mystery, intrigue, and a touch of danger. Who knows what secrets lie within the zeppelin floating high above our server? Will you uncover the truth or become the next victim of the mysterious murderer? Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other! -
Anime Watcher Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it haunted my dreams as a teenager! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you, wielding diamond swords and screaming “Bawk bawk, mothercluckers!” Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs with jetpacks? It was chaos, but oh so hilarious. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. -
MineByte
Join MineByte, the ultimate cracked SMP experience with a dynamic economy! Fight, trade, and thrive in a welcoming community where every player can make their mark. Whether you’re looking to create your own empire, team up with friends, or explore vast lands, MineByte offers a fun and fair survival experience for everyone. With unique rewards, player-driven trading, and daily challenges, there’s always something new to discover. Come be a part of MineByte—where adventure and opportunity await!
play.minebyte.fun
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Press Secretary’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of all the fake news and misinformation out there? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate truth-telling paradise! Our incoming White House press secretary is ready to debunk all the lies and set the record straight. So, if you’re ready to laugh in the face of fake news and join a community of truth-seekers, then this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are hell-bent on exposing the lies of the mainstream media. So, come join us and help fight the good fight against fake news!