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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1644 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
