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  • 90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

    90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

    And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

    So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

    Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

    And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

    Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Indie Watcher’s Minecraft Server

    Indie Watcher’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Holos servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster community? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the indies reign supreme and the fun never stops.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered to show them the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server. Little did they know, the pig was actually a master thief in disguise and led them on a wild goose chase through a maze of traps and puzzles. But hey, at least they found some diamonds along the way!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary chicken who can grant wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon? Just answer three riddles correctly and it’s yours! Want unlimited diamonds? Just defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded and they’re all yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wacky adventures and crazy antics that await you. Who needs boring old Holos when you can have all this and more?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

    SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old movies that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got movie recommendations that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a portal opens up and you’re transported into a world where you can watch movies with your favorite Minecraft characters. Steve and Alex are the ultimate movie critics, giving their stamp of approval on films like “The Ender Dragon Chronicles” and “Zombie Pigmen vs. Skeleton Warriors.”

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive movie screenings in our virtual theater made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine sneaking in to watch his favorite rom-com.

    So why waste your time on boring old movies when you can join our server and experience cinematic masterpieces that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Creeper, oh man!” in no time. Join now for the ultimate movie-watching experience that will leave you saying, “I’d give it a diamond pickaxe out of 10!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KinoCraft: Where the memes are as endless as the blocks

    KinoCraft: Where the memes are as endless as the blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland landscapes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant rainbow-colored creepers, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a unicorn, and even a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NOVA Anarchy

    NOVA Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}

    Description Nova Anarchy is a Minecraft server created by a small team of friends. The server features an obbi roof, 2 nether highways, base building, PvP, and no resets. Hacking and griefing are allowed, and chat is unmoderated.
    Features
      • Hacking is allowed
      • Griefing is allowed
      • Base building
      • PvP
      • No resets ever
      • Unmoderated chat
    Statistics
      • Server size: 243 GB
      • Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built
    Join our discord http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy
    Java IP Nova-anarchy.net

    FAQ

    Is hacking allowed on the server?

    Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

    Can I grief other players’ builds?

    Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

    Are there any rules on base building?

    Players are free to build bases as they please.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    Yes, PvP is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

    Will the server ever reset?

    No, the server will never reset.

    Is chat moderated on the server?

    No, chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

    What is the server size?

    The server is currently 243 GB in size.

    Is there a Discord server for Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, players can join the Discord server at http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy.

    What is the Java IP for the server?

    The Java IP for Nova Anarchy is Nova-anarchy.net.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a safe space to build your own virtual family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by creating your own perfect world.

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your newborn baby from any unwanted visitors, like that creepy cousin who keeps trying to sneak in. With our advanced security features, you can ensure that only the most trustworthy players can enter your virtual home.

    But beware, the drama might follow you even in the virtual world! Will your auntie and grandparents try to guilt trip you into letting your cousin in? Will your cousin build a secret tunnel to sneak into your base? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual parenting, where every decision you make can have hilarious consequences. Who knows, maybe your cousin will surprise you by building a giant apology statue made out of diamond blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP