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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9764 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 665 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Votes: | 8228 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.