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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6430 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 7310 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.