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Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

film discussion, pretentious film, opinion, Time, review

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

youtube channel, film industry, video production, film review, online audience

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never deliver on their promises? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Steve’s long-lost cousin, Larry. Legend has it that if you can find all of Larry’s lost items scattered across the server, he’ll reward you with a magical diamond sword that can slay any mob with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those dancing pigs…they’re more dangerous than they look.

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Krafty Kino Kingdom

Kino, Entertainment, film culture, movie critique, film commentary

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to bestow with rare loot and magical powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where villagers party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

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CompliCraft Minecraft Server

misunderstanding, Insecurity, Minecraft, overreacting, night out

Come join our Minecraft server for some drama-free fun! Unlike real life, you won’t have to worry about accidentally hitting on your friend’s girlfriend here. Our community is full of supportive players who will always hype you up, no matter what you’re wearing in-game. Plus, we have a strict no-cutting-off policy, so you can rest assured that your friendships will remain intact. Join now for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyMILFixer-3%

shoddy work, Pets, labor cost, diy projects, resale value

Are you tired of living in a house that looks like a tornado of pets and DIY disasters hit it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life!

Join us and experience a world where you can build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about chewed up stairs or shredded doors. Our virtual world is a paradise for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship and attention to detail.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also team up with other players to tackle epic quests and challenges. From repairing rotting deck frames to reseeding virtual yards, the possibilities are endless.

And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any mother-in-laws telling you that you’re being ridiculous for asking for fair compensation for your hard work. So come on over and let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!

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ChildhoodSayingMC SMP

wise words, impactful quotes, childhood lessons, meaningful quotes, favorite sayings

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the laws of physics.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory, always coming up with insane builds and ridiculous pranks. Need a break from the chaos? Just sit back and relax in our enchanted hot tub made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, our server has a reputation for being haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just can’t seem to find his missing arm. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…as long as you don’t mention his missing arm.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server with a crown made of golden carrots.

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EmoCartoonFeelsCraft

animated emotions, nostalgic, animated memories, Memories, Childhood

Have you ever seen a creeper cry because someone stole its diamonds? Well, get ready for the most emotional rollercoaster of your life on our Minecraft server! Our pixelated world is filled with drama, intrigue, and more twists than a pig trying to navigate a maze. Join us and experience the feels like never before as you build, mine, and survive in a world where even the chickens have a backstory. So come on, join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity as you embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Redstone Revolution

Politics, military spending, russia, revolution, state budget

lol imagine if russia spent 40% of their budget on minecraft instead of military 😂 like, they could build giant pixelated tanks and stuff. join our server and help us create the ultimate minecraft army to take over the virtual world! we have insane battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. who needs real weapons when you have diamond swords and TNT? come join the fun and let’s conquer the blocky universe together! 🚀💣🔥

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China Power Surge

Technology, Consumption, carbon footprint, Manufacturing, Globalization

Yo, join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Chinese electricity flowing through our pixels, making them extra lit! Imagine mining for diamonds with that extra spark, like you’re channeling the power of the Great Wall itself. Plus, our mobs are straight outta a kung fu movie, doing backflips and roundhouse kicks while you try to survive. So come on over and experience the electrifying adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we play with FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥

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TouchyCraft: ADHD Edition

TouchyCraft, sensory experiences, sensory processing disorder, hyperreactivity, neurodivergent

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their mind was blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. they were building a house when suddenly a pack of flying pigs descended from the sky and started doing the macarena. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all! this server has so many crazy features like rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, a secret underground disco party, and a giant talking potato who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, mind-blowing, sensory overload of a minecraft server today! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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