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Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never deliver on their promises? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Steve’s long-lost cousin, Larry. Legend has it that if you can find all of Larry’s lost items scattered across the server, he’ll reward you with a magical diamond sword that can slay any mob with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those dancing pigs…they’re more dangerous than they look.

Krafty Kino Kingdom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Runes Activated:	0
Farms Harvested:	707	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to bestow with rare loot and magical powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where villagers party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

RegionalMc

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	114
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

play.regionalmc.uk.to:26161

MC Magma Survival – Updated to 1.20.4!

Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to MC Magma Survival!

Our goal is to create a welcoming and friendly atmosphere in a survival server. We wish for this to translate to gameplay as well, therefore we have protection from griefers for a worry-free experience. If you do get griefed, one of our staff members will use CoreProtect to identify the griefers and reverse the damage they have done. We also have keep inventory enabled, so you do not have to stress about losing items.

Also, we have other standard survival server features like /sethome, Essentials, mcMMO, ChestShop, and more.

Come check the server out!

mcmagma.pw

WoolyLands

KitPvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mines Excavated:	4652
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

WoolyLands is a unique 1.4.7-1.12.2 Kit PvP server made by Yukky, and AP Clan. There are cool kits, ranks, perms, and rewards in crates. The server is still being worked on, but soon there will be an early whitelisting period, where people on the discord can put their IGNs in the chat room, and staff on the server will whitelist them, before the server’s official opening date.

WoolyLands.aternos.me

Crescenta Nations/SMP [1.18-1.20]

Amplifiednether, Casual, Deadlydisasters, Eco, Economy, Essentials, Essentialsx, Lands, Nations, smp, Survival, Terralith, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Worldgeneration

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Crescenta is a semi-casual nations-SMP roleplay experience that grows with its community, both figuratively and literally!Explore the world, make a town, make a nation, invite your friends! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Some of the things you can do on Crescenta!– Claim Land, Make Towns and Nations!– Make Alliances!– Declare Wars!– Explore the World of Barathos!– Become a Nether Bandit, it’s anarchy there!

Some of Crescenta’s Features!– Brewery!– Dynmap!– Custom World!– 1:4 Nether Scaling! There’s 4 TIMES as much nether, and so much more netherite to mine!– Long lasting worlds! Our unique strategies allow for worlds to be fresh and new for much longer than others! Make something and have it last!

Server IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.hostServer Version: 1.18.x-1.20.x

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

notenoughGames

Mini Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crops Grown:	4586	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

There are never enough games Please enjoy playing 😀 Murder Skywars And more! Come play today!! There are never enough GAmes!!

NotEnoughGames.Aternos.me

Cyrus Community

Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

A newly born server with the goal of making the game as pleasant and interesting as possible. Our server is not completely original vanilla because we have plugins that enable an easier and more interesting game for players, and we also try to find the best optimization. Everyone is welcome on the server and we are trying to expand our community into a nicer place.

mc.cyrus-community.com

🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [PVP] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[SURVIVAL] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

Activestaff, Challenges, Economy, Events, Faction, Factions, Landclaim, Lands, PvP, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Towns

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1037	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

We have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!

– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

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play.emeraldsmc.com

Magma MC

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Emeralds Found:	5482
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Magma MC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! Server Version: 1.16.2 Survival Active owners/admin keep inventory Land Claims Grief Prevention we are adding minigames

SlewedNote0676.aternos.me

Zanacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Discover a Minecraft 1.18.2 server like no other! Join our survival custom and create your own townies, challenge epic bosses and enjoy custom crafting. Connect now to mc.ecuador.adkanz.com and experience the excitement in every block!

mc.ecuador.adkanz.com

Foundation Craft | Survival | Economy | Skills | RPG

Adventure, competitive, Economy, Fun, new, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	100

Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

play.foundationcraft.com