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Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

#youtube, content creators, CraftyCraze, Entertainment, film commentary, film industry, film review, INCONSISTENCY, internet personalities, media analysis, Minecraft, movie criticism, movie discussion, online audience, online content, pop culture, red letter media, RLM, Server, upload schedule, video production, viewer expectations, youtube channel

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Ores Mined:	7049	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never deliver on their promises? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Steve’s long-lost cousin, Larry. Legend has it that if you can find all of Larry’s lost items scattered across the server, he’ll reward you with a magical diamond sword that can slay any mob with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those dancing pigs…they’re more dangerous than they look.

Krafty Kino Kingdom

#youtube, Cinema, cinematography, Entertainment, film analysis, film commentary, film criticism, film culture, film industry, film studies, film theory, Kingdom, Kino, Krafty, media analysis, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie discussion, movie review, pop culture, storytelling, video essay

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to bestow with rare loot and magical powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where villagers party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

LonerCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, better, craving attention, deep thinker, Friend, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LONER, LonerCraft, mental health, Minecraft, neediness, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, social anxiety, solitary, Thoughts, waking hours

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crops Grown:	3499	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of having friends who take up all your mental space? Do you crave the sweet solitude of being a loner? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and revel in the glory of being a social outcast, where the only friend you need is your trusty pickaxe.

Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers won’t bother you, they’ll just admire your dedication to isolation from afar. Build your fortress of solitude and never worry about pesky companions invading your personal space.

So if you’re looking for a server where being a loner is not only accepted but encouraged, join us now! Who needs friends when you have diamonds, am I right?

NoWebDevNecessary Minecraft SMP

Career Change, Career Growth, coding, coding bootcamp, coding languages, learning Rust, Minecraft, NoWebDevNecessary, online courses, programming, Programming Languages, Rust, rust programming, self improvement, skills development, smp, Software Development, software engineering, tech industry, Technology, web development, web development skills

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9117
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	59
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of coding in boring old languages like JavaScript and Python? Are you ready to level up your programming skills in a way that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and learn the ancient art of Rust programming while surviving in a virtual world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue villagers. Our server is the perfect place to hone your coding skills while also perfecting your block-building techniques.

But beware, the challenges you’ll face on our server are not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground, guarded by a dragon made entirely of code. Only the bravest and most skilled programmers will be able to defeat this beast and claim the legendary loot hidden within.

So if you’re ready to take your coding game to the next level and have a blast doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who needs webdev when you can learn Rust in the most epic way possible?

InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

401k, assets, bonds, Cheating, college, dad, Divorce, family, Funeral, home, InheriCraft, Inheritance, life insurance, MONEY, relationship, roth ira, Share, stepdad, Stepsibling, stepsis, stepsister, stocks, Wedding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

CraftyAccused

burden of proof, CraftyAccused, criminal justice, emotional toll., exoneration, facing false accusations, false accusation, false charges, injustice, Innocence, legal battle, legal defense, legal injustice, legal process, Legal System, mental anguish, miscarriage of justice, reputation damage, unfair treatment, wrongful accusation, wrongful conviction

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1067	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution

breakthrough approach, Diagnosis, genetic diagnostic method, genetic disorders, genetic markers, genetic testing, medical breakthrough, neurodevelopment, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodevelopmental research, NeuroDiagRevolution, non-invasive, PERSYST study, rare disorders, skin analysis, skin biopsy, skin research, skin sample, skin testing, Skincraft, upper arm

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchantments Applied:	247

come join our epic minecraft server where we cracked the code on neurodevelopmental disorders using SKIN! yep, you heard right, just a lil skin sample from your upper arm and BAM, we can diagnose all them rare disorders. our PERSYST study is like no other, we’re basically skin wizards over here. so if you wanna be part of something groundbreaking and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!

Consensual PvP, Cosmetic Ranks, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Friends, Hate Speech Zero Tolerance, java, Jobs, MCMMO, No Griefing, No X-ray, Rtp, Sethome, smp, SupernaLuna2.0, Veinminer, Warps, xMoniarty#7292

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Supernaluna Minecraft Server

Season	Season 2
Launch Date	07/06/24
Website	Play.Supernaluna.Com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps for various community things
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
NO x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord if you have any questions

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist on the server?	No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any age restrictions?	The server is for adults, but mature younger players may be considered.
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. No hacked clients or cheating mods.
What happens if I break the rules?	Depending on the severity, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, cross-cultural communication, cultural adaptation, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, Cultural awareness, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, cultural nuances, cultural perspective, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, foreign perspective, gaijins, Japanese culture, Japanese endings, Minecraft, Server, SushiCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!

Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.

But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!

OverItMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!