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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9204 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 25 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.