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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5089 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 199 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!
And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?
So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!