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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1924 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
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