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NoSleepMC Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

PirateCraft: ONE PIECE Adventure

Adventure, Anime, best, brook, Chopper, epic journey, franky, Luffy, Manga, marineford, Nami, one piece, Piece, PirateCraft, Pirates, robin, sanji, Shanks, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, whitebeard, zoro

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the holy grail of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – we have players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).

So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers and Builders Find Common Ground

4chan, Builders, common, Communication, complexity, comprehension, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Degree, Difficulty, education, Experience, Find, forum, Frustration, ground, internet, knowledge, learning, McCraftface, Medicine, Online Community, PHYSICS., site understanding, Technology, Thread

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7333
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	5236
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Are you tired of feeling like a confused noob on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending challenge!

Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Mineholo – Where Hololive idols mine diamonds and troll creepers in style!

Anime, CGDCT, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, DATING, diamonds, Entertainment, erp, Gaming, holochads, hololive, IDOLS, japanese, Mineholo, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplaying, rust server, Server, streaming, Style, troll, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

🤣 Are you tired of playing on boring old Rust servers where nobody even talks to each other? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the *insert outrageous server name* Minecraft server – where the hololive vtubers come to play and find love! 🥰

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨

So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕

RiceCraft: Where even fried rice is good for you!

Asian cuisine, balanced diet, comfort food, Cooking, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fried, Fried food, fried rice, Good, grains, Healthy Eating, homemade, meal prep, MINERALS, nutrition, protein, Rice, rice dishes, RiceCraft, takeout, VEGETABLES, VITAMINS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Emeralds Found:	7538	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a big ol’ bowl of delicious fried rice for your gaming soul!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.

So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers Watch the Fallout Series

action, Adventure, Alternate Reality, America, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS, dark humor, Dystopia, Exploration, Fallout, fallout series, Gaming, immersive experience, nuclear war, post-apocalyptic, post-nuclear, retro-futuristic, role playing, RPG, series, society collapse, Survival, video games, Wasteland, watch

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magic Items Found:	7796	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old America? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience a wacky version of the good ol’ US of A! We’ve got skyscrapers made of diamond blocks, creeper presidents running for office, and a secret underground base where aliens and zombies have formed a rock band together.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

accomplishment, Allowance, allowances, candy, candy store, Chores, Forgotten, Fun, Happiness, hard work, incentive, indulgence, kind of day, money earned, motivation, Palace, Payday, pixelated, procrastination, Productive, Raided, Responsible, REWARD, self-discipline, self-reward, Spent, stores, tasks completed, treat yourself

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

Abuse, AbuseCraft, arousal, arousal triggers, Boundaries, consent, CREEPERS, degradation, fetish, kink, mental health, Pleasure, Psychology, self-exploration, sexual behavior, sexual fantasy, sexual satisfaction, shame, stigma, taboo, Therapy, tingly, Trauma, wet

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Animals Bred:	180
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Votes:	5780	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

close, Computer, Debunked, digital eye strain, Distance, eye care, eye health, eye strain, EYES, health, monitor, Myth, myth busting, Myths, PixelatedEyeStrainCraft, Screen, screen time, Sitting, Technology, True, vision

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Buildings Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

against, blocks, Burning, Crafty, cringe, Debating, Degenerate, Democracy, DEMOCRATIC, dictators, final solution, Good, ground, ideologies, impose, insane ideologies, LGBTQ, nation, perverted freaks, realize, rule, shitlibs, solution, SOLVE, Wicked

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

Creature, creepy, Curious, decision, Dilemma, encounter, EYES, FANTASY, fear, folklore, gremlin, GremlinCraft, gremlins, legend, Mischievous, Monster, Mysterious, Mythical, Play, reaction, RUN, Show, spooky, Stare, STARING, Supernatural, uncertainty

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…