Figny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic resources, buy Greenland, controversial proposal., Danish PM, Danish territory, diplomatic dispute, economic opportunity, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, political tension, real estate deal, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial acquisition, trump, US president, US-Denmark relations

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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AI SurveillanceCraft

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Behavior, big brother, billionaire, Citizens, control, data, Ethics, Future, government surveillance, Larry Ellison, Monitoring, privacy, privacy concerns, SECURITY, society, surveillance system, SurveillanceCraft, Technology

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a billionaire named Larry Ellison who watches over us with his AI surveillance system! he makes sure everyone is on their best behavior so you better not grief or else he will come for you with his army of robot minions! but don’t worry, we also have a secret underground base where we throw wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join now for a chance to be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! Larry Ellison is waiting for you to join his virtual utopia!

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Farting & Laughing: The Minecraft Server

A Quiet Place, danger, emily blunt, family, FARTING, fear, gender ratio, horror movie, john krasinski, LAUGHING, Men, Minecraft, Monsters, post-apocalyptic, Server, SILENT, Sound, Survival, survival skills, Suspense, Tension, Thriller

come join our minecraft server where the gender ratio is off the charts! we have so many men getting picked off for farting and laughing, it’s a real party up in here! you won’t find a more hilarious and chaotic server anywhere else. join us for a good time and lots of laughs, just watch out for those deadly farts!

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ALPINA Geopol

ad astra, Admin Shop hubs, ALPINA, annex more territory, Cannons, chunk claiming/protection, custom-built, efficient modpack, Engineering, Geopol, Immersive Airplanes, Modded, more/Immersive Engineering, period-accurate weaponry, Player Run Economy, simple voice chat, TCAZ mod, Trains

Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958

FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!

We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!

Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:

Features	Description
Custom Modpack	Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering
Nations	Join a nation or start your own before joining
Space Race	Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra
Warfare	Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod
Land Expansion	Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory
Trade and Economy	Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players
Voice Chat	Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection

Server IP: Alpina.mc-mods.xyz

Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!

https://discord.gg/H3grjRrqVn

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a nation?	You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket.
Can I start my own nation?	Yes, you can start your own nation before joining.
How do I participate in the Space Race?	You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs.

MysticCraft Land 1.21

anti-semitism, belgians, Bigotry, Blaming, Boring, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Everything.., Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, Historical revisionism, ignorance, intolerance, Jews, Land, MysticCraft, new, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together!

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StepMomsGamingMCServer

#youtube, Apology, BBC kids channel, Boundaries, Communication, Disney, English teacher, Etiquette, games, installation, kids behavior, LOL game, Manners, Minecraft, Netflix, Parental Responsibility, roblox, slide game, step mother, StepMomsGamingMCServer, tablet

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.

So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!

Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!

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YogaCraze30minsLate

AITAH, Argument, Assumptions, baby, coffee, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expectations, free class, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, morning walk, overreacting, Public, stress, Stroll, Support, Time management, yoga, yoga certifications, YogaCraze30minsLate

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?

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RedditHaterMC SMP

Anonymity, controversial opinions, cyberbullying, DISLIKES, downvoting, echo chambers, hate, hive mind, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Negativity, Online Community, online forums, online hate, reddit, reddit culture, RedditHaterMC, smp, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedroom tips, best sex position, best sex tips, blocky, bonanza, Intimacy, love making, passionate sex, physical connection, relationship tips, romantic positions, sex advice, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual positions, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Amazon, business relationship, Canada, Canadian economy, CBC News, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyCanuck, digital marketplace, e commerce, economic impact, Government, investigation, labor rights, Minecraft, online shopping, Quebec closures, regulatory compliance, Retail, review, Server, supply chain, trade agreements

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.

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