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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5523 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1549 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?