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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7366 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 907 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 3290 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.
Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!
