Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

deserted highway, Manipulation, fear, remote control, destroyed phone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!

Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

Panic, Minecraft, Adrenaline, coping mechanisms, trigger

Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

ZombieSlayr420 – Minecraft SMP

smp, emergency preparedness, first response, community support, stay safe

Join our Minecraft SMP and learn survival skills from our resident zombie expert, Steve! He once survived a horde of zombies by building a giant roller coaster that distracted them with loops and twists. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just in case things get really hairy. So come join us and show those zombies who’s boss!

ManVsBearSurvival

prey, Decision making, Protection, Safety, self defense

join dis server if u wanna avoid bears cuz we got a bear repellent plugin dat makes dem run away in fear. but watch out for da players, dey can be even scarier dan da bears! come join us and see if u can survive da madness and mayhem of our wild and wacky world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and see if u have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

PussyCraft: Where even creepers question their bravery!

question.., self defense, Masculinity, mystery meat, fight or flight

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pizza delivery gone wrong! We’ve got mystery meat, face-tatted coke heads, and the chance to make $200+ a day just by playing. Who needs fake paper shekelberg money when you can have epic battles and crazy encounters like this? Don’t be a pussy, join us now and show off your skills in the most insane Minecraft server out there!

Pixelated Puns ‘n’ Fun Minecraft Server

relationship, weird shit, fight or flight, BAITING, Fun

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your humanity? Look no further, because our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself!

Join our server and experience the thrill of roleplaying gone wrong. Build your dream world, only to have it destroyed by chaos-causing players who are just like you. Dive into forbidden ERPs and witness the insanity unfold as you try to navigate relationships with characters who may or may not be real people.

But wait, there’s more! Create a furry femoid character and watch as your life spirals into a whirlwind of weird shit and questionable love interests. Will you find true love, or will you be constantly on edge, wondering if it’s all just a game?

Join our server now and lose your humanity in the most outrageous ways possible. And remember, you’ll never be a woman – but you can be anything else you want to be in our crazy Minecraft world!

CoalsSMP: Chaos & Clans 18+

clash of clans, Intense Rivalry Gameplay, Crafting Mastery Techniques, player-driven narratives, Endgame Boss Hunts

CoalsSMP

Type: Vanilla SMP

Age: Mature 18+

Mode: Survival

Version: ONLY 1.21.4

Access: Whitelisted

Community: Yes

This is a fresh Minecraft SMP with a 2500×2500 world border. Players live close, so expect rivalries, alliances, and clan drama. Every playtime is a thrill!

What to Expect:

🗡️ Clans, fights, and pals
🐉 The Ender Dragon is still here – time to catch up!
🧱 Friendly and warm community
🌱 New server – great time to join!

Perfect for those who love a fun and chaotic survival with story. Come join the fun!

DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/NuwZfeEVhs

Simplex SMP: Chill Bedrock Fun

nostalgic Minecraft feel, Creative Base Designs, Unique Crafting Systems, Custom Teleportation Features, vibrant player ecosystem

Welcome to Simplex SMP!

Looking for a chill, survival-focused Bedrock server? Simplex SMP is here! It’s a semi-vanilla Survival Multiplayer server that brings back the fun of old Minecraft.

What We Offer:

Bedrock Edition: Join easily via your friends list.
Starter Kit: Get the tools you need to start your quest.
TP Menu: Teleport to friends or homes with no fuss.
Claims System: Keep your space safe and sound.
Peaceful Survival: No pay-to-win, no resets, no stress.
Community-First: Join a friendly group with fair play.

Explore a big world with player history. Build memories, not just bases.

How to Join:

Add SimplexSMP as a friend to join via console.
Or use these details:
IP: 168.231.110.129
Port: 19132

Join Our Discord:

discord.gg/2gAsymnXfd

We welcome all kinds of players: builders, explorers, casuals, and adventurers. Whether you want to team up, build a cozy base, or play solo in peace – Simplex SMP is for you.

Galacta SMP: PvP Faction Fun!

PvP, Modded Game Enhancements, Regular Server Updates, Modded, PvE and PvP Balance

The Galacta SMP

Type: SMP | PvP | Modded | Semi-Vanilla | Factions

About the Server:

The Galacta SMP is a fun modded Minecraft server. It has some neat mods that make life easier, plus a few cool extras. Don’t worry, nothing here will break the game!

Community:

This server has a close group of players with a long past. They want to grow and welcome new folks! If you have questions, they are here to help.

Join Us:

Want to chat? Join the Discord! Click here to join!

Come and play with us!

Polaris HomeWorld – UHoP Van

collaborative survival quests, Artistic Expression Workshops, community-driven projects, customizable game mechanics, UHoP

Polaris Digital HomeWorld – UHoP [Vanilla]

Java IP: pdhw.my.pebble.host:25604

Welcome to PDHW! This is the main spot for the United Houses of Polaris. All travelers and guests can join to mine and build cool stuff.

If you wanna be a citizen, just hit up one of the 3 active Houses in UHoP.

Have fun!

Fight Or Flight