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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1466 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 206 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like crack but for gamers, I swear. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize. It’s lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.
