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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 821 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!
But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
