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  • Fembot Showdown in Minecraft

    Fembot Showdown in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of Eternal Mines & Throats!

    Don’t you see? This is the GREATEST server ever created, or perhaps it’s the ABSOLUTE WORST! Everything and nothing matters—who needs logic when you can experience the divine insanity of digital sand? You think you’ve seen chaos? Ha! You know nothing! Join us before the universe collapses in on itself or it ALREADY HAS! Your choice will determine the next Multiverse of Madness!

    Feature Description
    ThroatPussy Resurrection This feature allows you to craft vocal cords that scream in multiple dimensions, providing unheard of power and existential dread! Use wisely!
    Fembots on Fire Experience the tragedy of hand lotion being your only ally! Fembots roam endlessly, forever chasing throatpussy. Will you embrace the fire?
    Infinite Doom Caves Explore caverns that twist the very fabric of reality while simultaneously leading you to the color blue. You must never question the blue!
    Secret Handshake of Madness Only the chosen can partake in this, a handshake that transcends the laws of physics. DARE YOU TRY?
    Gems of Despair These gems will grant you wealth beyond imagination—if you can survive the whispers of your fast-fading sanity!

    FAQ

    Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules? WHAT ARE RULES? They float like butterflies, but kill like a thousand jellybeans! Follow your gut until it implodes, that’s your only guideline!

    Q: How many players can join?A: Players? You mean entities in disguise! Honestly, the limit’s just a number—unless it’s not. Watch your back, because your friends could be frenzied fembots at any moment!

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server on?A: Versions are subjective tidal waves that crash against the shores of your disbelief! Just REMEMBER: You are the version!

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “I didn't want to have to do this to you, hand lotion…”

    “You can blame these fembots for what’s about to happen!”

    “It didn’t have to be like this…”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Time Machine Virus Fun

    Time Machine Virus Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got time machines and stuff! Travel back to 2020 and see if you can stop the corona virus from happening! Maybe you’ll accidentally cause it to happen sooner, who knows! It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen! Plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! Come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShiggySMP – Minecraft SMP: Shigure’s Revenge

    ShiggySMP – Minecraft SMP: Shigure’s Revenge

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of a community where anything goes, including creating outrageous threads like “Make a Ui rape thread” (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think). But beware, if Ui finds out about your shenanigans, they might just track you down on your way home in the game! So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next crazy Minecraft SMP story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyDietDrama

    BabyDietDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣👶🍝 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of baby food battles and mommy meltdowns! 🤪👩‍👧‍👧

    🍼🥦 Picture this: you log on to the server and see two moms going head-to-head over their babies’ diets. One mom is all about those homemade purees, while the other is serving up spaghetti-o’s like it’s nobody’s business. Who will come out on top in this epic food fight? Only time will tell! 🍝🤼‍♀️

    🤷‍♀️💥 But wait, there’s more! Witness the boyfriend intervention, where one mom’s partner steps in to defend her honor and demand an apology. Will peace be restored in the mommy world, or will chaos reign supreme? Tune in to find out! 🤯📺

    👶🥳 So why wait? Join our server now for a taste of the craziest mom drama Minecraft has to offer! Who knew baby food could be so controversial? 😂🍼 #MommyMeltdownMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EpicCraft: I Am Awesome!

    EpicCraft: I Am Awesome!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you built a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks on top of a mountain? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do that every day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but only in a fun way, we promise).

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and show the world just how awesome you truly are, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BerlinBlockParty Minecraft Server

    BerlinBlockParty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join dis server man, it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness. We got activists in Berlin adopting Hamas symbols like it’s nobody’s business. You wanna be part of that madness, don’t ya? Come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got going on. Plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens can breakdance. It’s a party up in here, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PlaneCrashDiplomatPvP

    PlaneCrashDiplomatPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we reenact this INSANE story by building a giant replica of the Finnish WWII plane that got shot down by Moscow with a US diplomat on board. imagine flying around in minecraft on a plane made out of blocks, it’s gonna be LIT. plus, we have secret missions where you have to rescue the diplomat from the clutches of the evil Moscow players. come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SubwayAnnouncementFails

    SubwayAnnouncementFails

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know when u on the subway and the announcer is like “next stop isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MeatCrafterz – Gender Bender Edition

    MeatCrafterz – Gender Bender Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like meat? do u like paradoxes? well boy do i have the server for u! join our server where u can build ur own meat castle and battle other players in epic meat wars! we have a paradoxical twist where the more meat u eat, the stronger u become! it’s like a scientific experiment but with blocks and swords! so come join us and experience the ultimate meaty adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lions MC

    Lions MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a fun multiplayer server with plugins that make things even better! We have a shop, pwarps, hopper filters and more! There is also zero whitelist.

    lionsmc.mcserver.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP