we’ve got crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter! you’ll never be bored on our server because every day is a new hilarious episode! join now and be a part of the most unique minecraft community out there!
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Welcome to the mythical realm of blockheads and misbegotten dreams! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server; it’s a portal to a dimension where reality frays at the edges and sanity is a mere suggestion! You’ve stumbled upon the ***greatest*** (or maybe the absolute worst) slice of digital chaos. Are you ready to question everything you believe? Can you discern the whispers of the Enderman from the howls of your lost sanity? Well, you better hope you can, because once you join, there’s NO TURNING BACK!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Hunger Games | Every player starts with 13 steaks and a pickaxe made of dreams. You MUST eat the steak every hour or you will transform into a piece of wool. Enjoy! |
| Flying Creepers | Who said Creepers couldn’t soar? Watch them glide and judge you from above while you sleep! Have you even slept? Did you? |
| Invisible Obsidian | Build anything, but wait! Where’s your base? You can’t see it, but trust us, it’s there… somewhere in the void. |
| Time Travel Dimensions | Teleport to “The Past” or “The Future”, where you can meet yourself or avoid your dreadful existence. Will you play as a king or a dust speck? |
| Wizard Duels | Once every 24 hours, you and your shadow will battle in a fugue state. Winner gets the privilege of… existing for another hour! |
Q: Is this server safe for children?
A: Safety is an illusion! Children can see worlds hidden from the adult mind; they might see colors that should never be seen! Let them wander!
Q: How do I join?
A: Click the link? Or don’t! Perhaps typing your name backwards will appease the server gods. Or will it doom you? It’s a mystery best left unsolved!
Q: What if I get lost?
A: Being lost is the best way to find yourself. Or did you already FIND yourself? Beware, I could be you! Or I could just be your reflection.
“Why does Ui want to abuse and torture school girls?”
The truth is out there, woven through the pixels and every creeper’s hiss. Don’t turn away now! Join if you dare—or better yet, join if you must not!
Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive rainbow unicorn mount that farts out glitter bombs for a speedy getaway.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide.
You can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle.
Who needs books when you can have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes?
Join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own craziness!
| Server Type | Roleplay |
|---|---|
| Server Platform | Realms |
| Description | Step into a galaxy of adventure, diplomacy, and strategy! The USF is a collaborative Minecraft roleplay group where your creativity shapes an epic intergalactic story. |
| Joining Process | Join our discord and complete a short application to receive your roles and start your journey among the stars. |
| Instructions | REALM IS BEDROCKYOU WILL HAVE TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION |
A: Join our discord and complete a short application to receive your roles and start your journey among the stars.
A: The server is on Realms platform.
A: Yes, you will have to fill out an application to join the server.
A: The Discord link is https://discord.gg/nN6eEYNbXj
You can build the most epic bases and castles that will make all the other players jealous. And the best part? You can ride around on giant chickens and shoot fireballs out of your hands like a wizard on crack.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where anything is possible, as long as you’re willing to embrace the chaos and madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?
Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.
So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and unexpected surprises at every turn. From rainbow-colored sheep to talking villagers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.
But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And don’t even get me started on the epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for buried loot for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he’s actually our top builder, creating jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll encounter on your journey.
So why waste another minute feeling lonely when you could be laughing, adventuring, and making memories on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Description | Join us on our Tekkit 2 server for a fun and community-oriented Minecraft experience. We love pretty builds and welcome players who share the same passion! |
|---|---|
| IP Address | tekkit.modded.fun / 173.240.148.215:25601 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long have you been playing on the server? | My boyfriend and I have been playing together for a few years now. |
| What type of builds do you prefer? | We have a strong preference for players who like pretty builds, but all are welcome to join! |
| Can I join the server? | Of course! Just use the provided IP address to connect to our Tekkit 2 server. |
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own bikini-clad empire, complete with sandcastles and beach parties that would make even the most hardcore beach bum jealous.
But beware, the Queen of Spades tattoos are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can help you conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ruler of the server.
So grab your sunscreen, your pickaxe, and your sense of adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s make some waves in the Minecraft universe!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!
And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.
Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget all about your family issues and personal struggles. Who needs therapy when you can just mine some diamonds and build a castle instead?
Join now and escape into a world where grief and pain don’t exist, only creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make all your problems disappear (Disclaimer: potion may or may not actually work, but it’s worth a shot).
So come on, join us and let’s build a new life together in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough wood to finish your epic treehouse. See you there!
Experience the thrill of accidentally ruining a wedding cake and getting kicked out in front of all your friends and family. Who needs a boring old cake cutting ceremony when you can have a full-blown meltdown instead?
Join now and witness the epic showdown between a bride and her so-called “nephew” who dared to take a bite out of her precious cake. Will there be apologies? Will there be forgiveness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this insane drama!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can have real-life drama right at your fingertips?
Our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emerald blocks just waiting to be discovered. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of netherite ingots!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing extravagant parties complete with fireworks and cake. Join us and become friends with the Ender Dragon, who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can carry in your inventory!