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ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3575
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Items Found:	8462
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	138
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	155

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crops Grown:	6252
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	8426	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	55
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Dimension Hops:	15	Emeralds Found:	8081
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9552
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	5816
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	105
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6244
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	102	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!