New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

    Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 3755
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

    So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

    But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

    Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 8060
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

    CraftyBooze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 9464
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Runes Activated: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

    Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HairCraftMoms

    HairCraftMoms
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 932
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

    Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SportyMinecraftSMP

    SportyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3972
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMisconceptions

    CraftyMisconceptions
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 6888
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Votes: 7778 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OligarchyCraft

    OligarchyCraft
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 2143
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Ores Mined: 4308
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

    Dark Matter Black Hole Fun
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4229
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Alien Abductions: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Votes: 7999 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

    AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 7298
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6892 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version 1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
    Features
    • Homes/waypoints
    • Claims
    • New biomes
    • New dungeons
    • New mobs
    • Shops
    • Pets
    • New decoration blocks
    • Pokémon
    Requirements to Join
    • Must be over 18
    • Must have discord and join our discord server
    • Must be active as much as you can

    FAQs

    Can I join if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

    How do I join the server?

    If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5657
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

    No Nice Things Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5423
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

    But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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