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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2437 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
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