Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

investing, mainstream adoption, economics, ignorance, Blockchain

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

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Crafty Takeover Minecraft Server

research, newly-established CTOs, Minecraft, Server, CTO

Are you tired of missing out on those juicy 300x CTOs because you were too lazy to get out of bed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where newly-established CTOs roam free! Just hop on in and start mining those crypto blocks to uncover the hidden gems. Who needs fiat when you have diamonds, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden CTO, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Crypto Gods themselves. Want a Lambo? Done. A private island? Easy peasy. Unlimited pizza for life? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just become the next crypto millionaire overnight!

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Natural Disaster SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival server Minecraft SMP Multiplayer Disaster Earthquake Tsunami Tornado Volcano Flood Survival PvP Adventure Exploration Redstone Enchanting Crafting Building Community Minigames, Survival

Welcome to Natural Disaster SMP! In this server, you and many other players will compete in a world-wide SMP! There is one twist, though. Every ~4 minutes, a natural disaster spawns on a player. These can vary from level 1 (small, fast) to level 4 (large, longer). Feel free to join now for a blast of fun!

play.ndsmp.xyz

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HGKB

strategy, Upgrades, Opponents, Challenges, Bedwars

Welcome to hgkbbedwars.mymc.be, a thrilling Minecraft Bed Wars server that promises non-stop action and excitement! Join a vibrant community of players where strategy meets combat in the ultimate battle for supremacy. In Bed Wars, your mission is simple: protect your bed, gather resources, and destroy your opponents’ beds to eliminate them from the game. But be careful—once your bed is gone, you can no longer respawn, making every move critical. Our server features unique maps, custom upgrades, and an array of challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned Bed Wars veteran or a newcomer eager to prove your skills, hgkbbedwars.mymc.be offers a balanced and fair playing field for all. Jump in, form alliances, and dominate the arena—your bed won’t defend itself!

hgkbbedwars.mymc.be

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The Not-So-Exciting Vanilla SMP Server 1.21 with Claims and QOL enhancements!

Boring SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Boring SMP Minecraft Server

A survival multiplayer world with a few tweaks to improve the vanilla game.

Features:

Land claiming	Using Claim Anchors
Alcohol brewing	To make your evenings even more fun
Minigames & Events	Regular self-hosted minigames and events
QoL mods	Includes fast leaf decay, bucketable villagers, and crafting tweaks

Come join us at tunnel.jotunn.dev:60000.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I claim land in the server?

A: You can use Claim Anchors to claim land in Boring SMP.

Q: Can I brew alcohol in the server?

A: Yes, you can brew alcohol to make your evenings more fun.

Q: Are there regular minigames and events hosted in the server?

A: Yes, we host regular self-hosted minigames and events for our players.

Q: What are some of the quality of life mods available in the server?

A: Some QoL mods include fast leaf decay, bucketable villagers, and crafting tweaks.

KimJongCraft Server

dictator, nuclear weapons, cult of personality, KimJongCraft, international relations

Join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of a world ruled by Kim, the funniest politician ever! Legend has it that an entire country declared him the greatest living thinker, with people crying tears of joy wherever he goes. Plus, rumor has it he’s just a fat manchild, making for some truly outrageous adventures in our wacky world. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

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/MC_SMP_VTuberAI/ – VirtualTuber’s Pixelated Adventures

MC_SMP_VTuberAI, Cloud Hosted Installs, Resources, GPU Performance Data, getting started

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where VTuber AI-generated images come to life in the most unexpected and bizarre ways.

Ever wanted to see a VTuber go on a bad trip? Well, here’s your chance! Our VTuber AI-generated images take on a whole new level of craziness in this Bad Trip Edition of our server. You never know what kind of wacky adventures and shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

From VTuber XL Loras to LoRAs and everything in between, this server is a melting pot of insanity and hilarity. Explore the depths of the virtual world with our EF+HLL Guide and VTuber Model Mixes that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with scripts, FAQs, and resources that will blow your mind. Join us on this journey of madness and mayhem as we dive into the world of VTuber AI-generated images like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, embrace the absurdity, and join us on this unforgettable Minecraft SMP experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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SibCraft – No Hard Feelings

Boundaries, parental favoritism, parenting challenges, SibCraft, supervision

Looking for a Minecraft server where family dynamics are turned upside down? Look no further! Join our server where the dad plays favorites with the younger kids, the mom is besties with the oldest son, and chaos ensues at every turn.

Imagine a world where the 17-year-old son is plotting a parent-free party in a ritzy high-rise building, while the younger kids are jumping off roofs into pools and having wild sleepovers. It’s a virtual family drama waiting to happen!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether. Will you side with the rebellious teen or the overprotective dad? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

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NervousNugget in Minecraft SMP

heart racing, Minecraft, sweaty palms, smp, anxious

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience heart-pounding anxiety like never before! Our server is so intense, just logging in will have you sweating bullets. One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, causing chaos and panic. Another time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it made everyone’s stomachs drop. You never know what crazy event will happen next on our server, so join now if you dare!

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BoomerCraft2021

SELF AWARENESS, life experiences, feeling old, growing up, adulting

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!

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Fiat