join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.
so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!
Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
WHEN YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES! IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH US! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE LEGENDARY HEROBINE HIMSELF! HE’S JUST A BIG SOFTIE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!
But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.
Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!
Join us and experience the freedom of traveling (mining) alone without anyone trying to guilt trip you into changing your plans! 🚀✨ Plus, our server is budget-friendly, just like staying in hostels while backpacking through Japan! 💸🎒
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – come to our server and build your own adventure! And remember, real friends support your decisions, even if it means they can’t join you on your journey to diamond-filled lands! 💎🤝
So if you’re tired of dealing with drama and just want to enjoy some quality Minecraft time, join our server now! Who needs luxury hotels and structured tours when you have a whole virtual world to explore? 🌍🎮 #SoloTripToJapanServer #BuildYourOwnAdventure #NoGuiltTrippingAllowed
On our server, you can build your own restaurant and cook up all the frutti di mari pizza and sea bream you want without any sneaky chefs trying to take it home. Plus, you can even catch them in the act and banish them to the Nether realm for their thievery!
So come join us and let’s create a world where chefs can’t get away with their food-stealing antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and disco balls, and our currency is actually just stacks of emerald blocks because diamonds are so last season. Plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends upon the server to grant wishes to all the players. It’s like a magical bacon-filled dream come true.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a herd of sheep on caffeine, come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together. And hey, maybe your pet will find a new obsession with something even weirder than a floating pineapple. Who knows, the possibilities are endless in this bonkers server!
Join us for a day of ultimate power and chaos as you roam the land, pranking unsuspecting players and building epic structures without anyone being able to stop you.
Imagine the possibilities – you could cover the entire map in pink sheep, create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, or even turn all the water into lava just for fun.
But be warned, once the 24 hours are up, time will resume and the mayhem you’ve caused will be revealed to all. So come join us and make the most of your day as the master of time on our server!
| Start Date | 1/10/25 |
|---|---|
| Player Count | 45 players for launch |
| Community | 18+ |
| Server Location | AZ, US (players from around the globe) |
Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?
Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.
Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?
Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.
Question: How can I join the server?
Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Question: Is there any moderation on language?
Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.
Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?
Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.
Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.
Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!