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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5359 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!