DadMadeHisOwnMess – NoHelpNeeded

abandonment, Accountability, blended family, Cheating, communication breakdown, DadMadeHisOwnMess, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Manipulation, neglect, NoHelpNeeded, parental issues, Resentment, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	New Chunks Explored:	595812
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more messed up than my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like my dad’s love life.

We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

agriculture, answer, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Farming, Food, healthy, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Potatoes, question.., recipe, root vegetable, side dish, smp, SNACKS, SpudSquad, starch, VEGETABLES, Versatile

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1982	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

SubtitlingCraft

accessibility, attention to detail, audiovisual aids, closed captions, concentration, enhanced experience, film enthusiasts, Focus, foreign language films, hearing impaired, immersive viewing experience, language skills, movie buffs, reading along, Subtitles, SubtitlingCraft, television shows, understanding dialogue, viewing preferences, visual learners, watching habits

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	907	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Do you ever wonder why some people watch everything with subtitles? Well, we have the answer for you – they’re all secretly trying to decipher the hidden messages in our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is filled with secret codes and clues that only those with a keen eye for subtitles can uncover. Join us and become a master codebreaker in the wacky world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant access to those who can solve their riddles. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unravel the mysteries of subtitles, come join us on our epic quest for hidden treasures and llama wisdom!

RoyalDrive Minecraft Server

Amalia, Apology, apology statement, arrested, controversy, Driving, Dutch monarchy, Dutch Royal Family, law enforcement, legal issue, Media, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, public figure, radio dj, route, RoyalDrive, Royalty, scandal, Server, traffic incident, traffic violation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server, right? And let me tell ya, it’s like the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story that’ll make you wanna hit that join button faster than a creeper explodes!

One time, this radio DJ dude was just minding his own business, driving around in his minecart, when all of a sudden, he gets arrested! Why, you ask? Oh, just because he was driving the same route as Amalia, the princess of the Dutch Royal Family! Can you believe it? Like, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, amirite?

But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, because on this server, you can drive wherever you want without getting arrested by any royal families! Plus, we’ve got the most epic builds, the friendliest players, and the dankest memes this side of the End portal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, baby!

TeleJailCraft

arrest, arrested, CEO, Communication, Digital, Founder, French airport, internet, investigation, law enforcement, messaging app, News, Pavel Durov, privacy, Report, SECURITY, social media, Technology, technology company, Telegram, TeleJailCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested at a french airport? ya, it’s like the wildest thing ever! but don’t worry, that dude was just tryna join our server and got caught up in some mix-up.

anyways, you gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties.

so, come join us on this server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested, but it’s all good cuz we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. let’s get crafting, y’all!

Parental Neglect Craft

birth order, Childhood, Craft, family bond, family dynamics, family relationships, family roles, family structure, family time, neglect, Parental, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, time spent, youngest child

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

so, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!

FinalHopeMC

407, AVOID, cancer patients, cherish, death, end of life, Enjoy, final act of hope, final road, FinalHopeMC, giving up, Hope, Links, new study, non-curative, pain relief, palliative care, Patients, see it as, study, Wanting

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can find hope even in the darkest of times! we got 407 cancer patients who r linking palliative care to hope and final acts of joy! forget giving up, come cherish and enjoy with us on this wild journey to the end! who knew u could find so much fun in pain relief at end-of-life?! join now for a truly unique and uplifting experience!

Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!

chat commands, colors, Community, Creative Server, Economy, Friendly, GRASS, grows, healthy, interactions, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, quality of life, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Severation, shop district, shopping district, smp, Teams, Teleportation, upside, Vanilla, visual features, voice chat

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Severation SMP Server

Brief Overview:

Type	Age Range	Rules	Server Start
Semi-Vanilla 18+ server	18+	No griefing or stealing	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District	Proximity Voice Chat
BlueMap	Two-Way Chat between Minecraft & Discord Server
Interactive chat commands	Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)	Leaderboards

Our Values:

Our focus is on the community and interactions, we suggest anyone about to join has that same interest. Establishing a good economy with many shops. Maturity is important, don’t grief or steal.

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn and nearby other players

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

EuropaRevival Minecraft Server

aesthetic beauty, art, classical, Cultural preservation, EuropaRevival, European culture, european identity, European revival, garden design, Gardens, heritage, Historical figures, History, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, Mythology, mythology revival, outdoor decor, public art, revive Europa, sculpture, Server, Statues

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Towns Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is on a mission to revive Europa! And how are we going to do that, you ask? By filling our gardens with more statues than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Join us on this epic quest to turn Europa into a statue-lover’s paradise. Build your own masterpiece in our garden district and show off your creativity to the world. Who knows, maybe one day your statue will be the talk of the server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the statues in our gardens have magical powers. Some say they can grant wishes, others say they can bring good luck in battle. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of these mysterious statues?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the statue revolution. Europa is counting on you!

TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Born, Challenges, difficult childhood, disadvantaged, disadvantaged background, disadvantaged youth, discrimination, Hardship, low-income, Marginalized, Minecraft, Obstacles, POVERTY, smp, social inequality, societal barriers, Struggle, tough upbringing, TracksideMisfit, underprivileged, upbringing, wrong side of the tracks

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7589	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchantments Applied:	263	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of living on the wrong side of the tracks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join us and leave your boring old life behind for a world of endless fun and shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for some new friends to hang out with. So come on over and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around!

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