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CraftyLadies: Where even creepers can’t scare us away!

actual man, bone structure, CraftyLadies, CREEPERS, dating struggles, Fault, feminine, finding a woman, fucked, Genes, genetics, hate, Insecurity, looks, Masculinity, repulsed, scare, self esteem, Succeed, testosterone levels, tfw, weak personality

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3672

Are you tired of being a weak and feminine player in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner manliness! Join us and experience a world where your genes don’t hold you back from becoming a true warrior. Our testosterone-infused gameplay will have you flexing your muscles in no time. Don’t let your weak personality stop you from dominating the virtual world – join us now and show everyone what a real man looks like!

CraftyColumbianKnifeFight

assault, Attack, colombia, Corner, CraftyColumbianKnifeFight, crime, Dangerous, football, Incident, injury, knife thrown, player, Soccer, social media, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, Video, violence, viral, viral video

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	New Chunks Explored:	594494
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the dinosaurs in Colombia are trying to join in on the fun! Picture this: a dino trying to take a corner in a race, only to have a knife thrown at its head! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks. We’ve got so many cases of SOVL (Silliness Over Very Loud) that you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7. So come on and join the chaos, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional knife-wielding dino).

NyanMC

Crates, Discord, Friends, Help, Homes, Kits, Land claiming, Mods, nicknames, pay to win, Problems, quality of life mods, self-hosted, Server, small warning, strangers, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Wild

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Villages Defended:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

NyanMC is a classic survival server self hosted by me, we do have a few quality of life mods (Vanilla Refresh, ManyManyCommands, Cadmus, Sessility) but other than those this server is fully vanilla! We also don’t have any pay-to-win things like crates or kits, everything is free and I don’t want your money, so if you’re looking for an escape from pay-to-win servers and just want to play MC with friends or strangers this is the server for you!

Some of the QOL features include : TPA, Land Claiming, /Wild, Homes, and Nicknames!

Currently we don’t have many players, so even just checking out the server helps a ton!

Small warning here, some mods are configured incorrectly and I’m working on fixing that, so there may be a few problems, if you find any please create a thread in the “Help” channel on our discord!

NyanMC.feathermc.gg

TinySMP: Where the only spice is in our players! Join our harmless vanilla server!

Active, adjustments, age requirement, Benefits, Community, Discord, Fabric, Friendly, gameplay, Harmless, Hosting, invite, Join, Minecraft, Moderation, multiplayer, Players, Server, smp, Spice, Technical, TinySMP, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Yani’s SMP Server
Host	Yani
Start Date	August 18, 2023
Timezone	GMT+2

FAQs

1. What are the benefits of playing on this server?

– Active staff for instant punishment of griefing or unacceptable behavior

– Vanilla experience with small adjustments for gameplay

– Optional voicechat for greater gameplay experience

– Minimum age requirement recommended at 18 years old

– Server running on Fabric for access to default vanilla mechanics

– Never lose all your work and time spent on the server even if inactive for months

2. How can I get an invite to the server?

– Add Yani on Discord at yani01 and ask for an invite

AnimeCraft: /Y2K/ Edition – Where Pixels Meet Waifus

“2000s”, Anime, anime aesthetic, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, anime genre, anime lovers, anime nostalgia, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Anime Suggestions, AnimeCraft, Edition, image, Meet, Nostalgia, pixels, Recommendations, Retro, waifus, y2k

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old anime images? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most EPIC anime images straight out of the Y2K era! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant robots while listening to your favorite boy band from the 90s. Our server is so lit, even Pikachu would want to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and add some Y2K flair to your Minecraft experience!

Crafty Bankruptcy: Where your virtual riches disappear faster than you can say ‘creeper!’

BANKRUPTCY, Crafty, creeper, DEBT, disappear, Faster, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial ruin ahead, financial ruin inevitable, financial ruin looming, financial ruin looming large, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggle, financial troubles, money problems, Riches, virtual

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ores Mined:	9813	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being financially stable and want to join a Minecraft server that will leave you financially ruined? Look no further! Our server is guaranteed to drain your virtual bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

Join us for a wild ride of spending all your in-game currency on useless virtual items that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, who needs real money when you can have stacks of virtual gold, right?

So come on down to our server and watch as your in-game riches disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. It’s a financial disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss out!

Parkourcivi4

#exciting, Adventure, building, Civilization, Community, Community Building, Copy, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Engaging, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Parkour, question.., Sandbox, Server, Themed, Unique

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

This is the newest parkour civilization themed server that IS NOT a copy of another server !

I really hope you like the server very much as we love our community and we will repond to any question in the discord server !

Parkourcivi4.minehut.gg

Modern vanilla

bedrock, Chest sorting, Currency, Custom Recipes, Daily login rewards, diamonds, Discord, Dynmap, Instant tree felling, Land Claim, Land claiming, Landprotection, Markets, multiplayer, Multiplayer Survival, No Griefing, Paper, Qol, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, server map, Server store, Skull collection, smp, Spawners, Trade shop, twitter, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Hello, welcome to Modern Vanilla!

This is a Semi-Vanilla SMP server, hosted by two passionate owners, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.

Modern Vanilla has multiple QOL features that aims to provide all players that enjoy multiplayer Minecraft the best experience possible!

—– HOW TO JOIN?! —–

Server IP :

– JAVA: modern-vanilla.com

– BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132

There are features such as:

Land claiming to protect builds from griefers

Warps to allow communities, shops and events to thrive

Voting rewards such as Ranks and Items

RTP – randomly teleports the player onto a point of the map

Dynmap shows your build on the server wide map

Markets allowing selling and purchasing of in game items with in game currency.

Daily login rewards that give bountiful in game rewards, claim with /daily! (being worked on)

Interesting item sets that give slight improvements to your vanilla experience!

Custom recipes that gives Minecraft a semi-vanilla twist!

Instant tree felling with axes

Trade shop that allows users to search for items they want to buy with the /shop command

Ability to obtain spawners with silk touch diamond+ pickaxes and updating the spawner type with mob eggs

Automatic chest sorting, support all the people that like tidiness out there ✨

When slaying players and mobs, have a chance to collect their skulls!

The server uses diamonds 💎 as the primary currency, so NO pay to win happens on the server!

We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast..

Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

—– Find us at… —–

Discord: https://discord.gg/McEFnCBsHA

X.com (twitter): https://twitter.com/Modern_Vanilla

Server MAP: https://map.boolets.net

Server store: https://booletsnet.tebex.io/

modern-vanilla.com

GAZELNASWAYA 1.17 – 1.20x Minecraft server

affordable prices, custom charms, emotions, Events, GazelNaswaya, Items, Minecraft, nasvay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, voice chat

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

We invite you to play on our semi-vanilla minecraft server GazelNaswaya!

What do we have

✔️Custom charms and items

✔️Skills

✔️Events

✔️Voice chat

✔️Emotions

✔️and much more!

Join us and become part of the best minecraft server GazelNaswaya!

(we have nasvay at affordable prices)

play.gncraft.ru

Cube-Nation.de VS Hypixel

acid island, Bauwerke, Citybuild, Community, Creative, cube nation, deutschsprachig, eventserver, farmwelten, Freebuild, Griefing, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, netzwerk, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Hypixel vs Cube-Nation.de

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of mini-games	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Some mini-games may have long queue times

Cube-Nation.de

Pros	Cons
Small, friendly community	May not have as many players online at all times
Well thought-out server concept	Lacks the variety of mini-games compared to Hypixel
No map resets in the main server since 2011	May not appeal to players looking for constantly changing content

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Cube-Nation.de a German-speaking server?

Yes, Cube-Nation.de is a Minecraft server with a German-speaking community.

What is the main focus of Cube-Nation.de?

The main server of Cube-Nation.de focuses on Citybuild with resident and farm worlds, providing a player experience with protected building areas and a dedicated community.

Can players switch between different servers on Cube-Nation.de?

Yes, Cube-Nation.de offers multiple servers including Citybuild, Survival, Creative, Acid-Island, and an Event server, allowing players to easily switch between them.