Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a brave warrior (who may or may not have torn all his lower left back tendons) embarked on a journey to defeat the mislabeled packages of evil! With the strength of ten thousand stab wounds in his left leg, he fought against the forces of darkness to save his child from the clutches of his evil ex and her parents.
But fear not, for our hero emerged victorious, with his sister by his side and a Minecraft server to call home. Join us now and be a part of this epic tale, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory alongside the most resilient warrior of them all!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just remember, no more than 10lbs of weightlifting allowed – we don’t want any more torn tendons on our hands!
These peeps are gonna take you on a journey through the craziest builds and adventures you’ve ever seen. Imagine fighting dragons with Dizzy, exploring underwater temples with Jelly, or even building a castle with Ember. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
And don’t even get me started on the drama and shenanigans that go down in this server. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, you’ll never have a dull moment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to experience epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers, ride on flying pigs, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.
Our server is so awesome that even Trump supporters have abandoned their political beliefs after witnessing the sheer awesomeness of our virtual world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this magical creature?
So come on down to The Manchurian president, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). See you there, blockheads!
If you wanna join the fun, come on over and help us fight off the evil emus trying to take over the server. Plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a boomerang-shaped cave that only the bravest players can find.
And get this, the whole server is backed by Australia and Ukraine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So grab your vegemite sandwich and jump on in, because things are about to get bonkers down under, mate.
| Server Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Boss Dungeons | Take on powerful MythicMobs! |
| Grief Protection | Build safely with friends! |
| Economy & Custom Enchants | Trade, grind, and power up! Access custom enchantments! |
| Survival with a Twist | Face tiered mobs roaming the world! |
| Warzone PvP | Risk it all for epic loot! |
| Mob Arena & Minigames | Endless action and rewards! |
To join ResistanceMC, use the IP: Resistancemc.online
Yes, the server is currently in beta and looking for 10-15 test players to provide feedback.
You can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/aZPcunkp
ResistanceMC offers Boss Dungeons, Grief Protection, Economy & Custom Enchants, Survival with a Twist, Warzone PvP, and Mob Arena & Minigames.
Join our test phase and interact with the community. Your feedback is valuable in fine-tuning the experience before the official launch.
