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RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Animals Bred:	97
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3980
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

10. Past experiences, 11. Unforgettable moments, 12. Life reflections, 13. Do-over wishes, 14. Learning curve, 15. No repeat actions, 16. Avoiding pitfalls, 17. Self-improvement, 18. Avoiding regrets, 19. Future decisions, 2. Lessons learned, 20. Letting go of the past., 3. Life choices, 4. Mistakes made, 5. Never again, 6. One-time events, 7. Bad decisions, 8. Moving forward, 9. personal growth, Minecraft, NeverDigStraightDown, regretful experiences, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Animals Bred:	41	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

GenderGigglesMC

Communication, Expectations, eye-opening, female perspective, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, GenderGigglesMC, hidden truths, Insights, male perspective, misconceptions, Perspectives, relationships, revelations, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	1569	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchantments Applied:	232
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6539

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

ZombieStepBroBabyName

acceptance, baby names, coming out, controversy, dead name, family dynamics, family relationships, grandmother, Identity, LGBTQ, middle name, Naming, Pregnancy, Pronouns, Respect, sensitivity, step-brother, Support, Transgender, ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

NoSexForSMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	121
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!