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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2286 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 6785 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.