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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7787 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 4239 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Imagine a world where family dynamics are more complicated than a soap opera plot. Our server is like a virtual version of “Days of Our Lives,” but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia storylines.
Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by scandal and betrayal. Will the adopted child finally find their place in the world? Will the ex-girlfriend’s baby be raised by someone who actually gives a damn? Only time (and a lot of crafting) will tell.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than a Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and experience the chaos firsthand?