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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1101 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2935 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5405 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
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